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    It’s been a long, confusing night, and Wei Wuxian can’t take any more. “Hug privilege?” he asks, his voice rising in pitch. “You guys are talking about Lan-laoshi, right?”

    Jingyi favors him with the kind of withering glance teens use to make adults feel like complete idiots. It works. “You think he can’t be kind to people? Just because you don’t want to be hugged by him.”

    “Shh,” Sizhui says. “Wei-laoshi isn’t like that. It’s none of our business.”

    “Hey,” Wei Wuxian says. “I like hugs.”

    “But these are heartbreak hugs,” Zizhen says. “Obviously Lan-laoshi is an expert in that. Since he’s really been there. Obviously.”

     

    A modern AU: Wei Wuxian is stunned when he comes back from sabbatical to find that fellow teacher Lan Zhan is suddenly the school’s unofficial relationship counselor (aka The Heartbreak Specialist remix)

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    19 Dec 2025

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    Eventually he heard a soft thump and when he turned around he saw Wangji had put Wei Wuxian down on the ground.

    “Wei Ying,” his brother said with a soft expression tucking a lock of hair behind Wei Wuxian’s ear. “You came back to me.”

    “Of course I did, husband! My place is always by your side!” Wei Wuxian cried.

    “Husband?” Wangji parroted.

    “Yes?” Wei Wuxian replied.

    Wangji frowned. “Wei Ying, we are not married…”

    Yet…Lan Xichen thought to himself.

    (Or…Xichen gets drunk and makes a wish for his brother, that wish comes true when Wei Wuxian returns to Cloud Recesses believing he is married to Lan Wangji)

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    After a falling out with his parents regarding his future, Ren Amamiya enrolls in a culinary arts academy in the United States.

    There, miles across the sea, he has a chance encounter with Goro Akechi, who’d left him with a single glove and the memory of a bitterly cold winter evening.

    …He also learns that Akechi really can’t cook to save his life, nor can he afford takeout at the moment.

    Ren, eager to prove himself beyond curry and coffee, needs a harsh critic in order to hone his culinary skills. Someone who won’t just nod politely and choke down whatever’s on the plate.

    So, they strike up another deal.
    Ren will prepare a new dish each time they meet. Akechi will taste it, and give his verdict.
    If Ren can get Akechi to rank any meal an honest ten out of ten, then that means he’s succeeded.

    It’s a simple deal. And nothing could possibly complicate things.

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    “You,” he states, and swallows. “You can… you can become him, right? You could… you could be Mydei. Just so I can practice. I’ll get it out, the whole thing, and you can, I don’t know, tell me if I sound like half the idiot that I feel like? Maybe?”

    Cipher watches him for a long moment. The alleyway is very quiet, an owl hooting somewhere overhead. “You want me,” she repeats slowly, “to become the man you love… so you can confess to me.”

    (cipher does not, in fact, transform into mydei. she just goes and gets the real one.)

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    “That’s our prince,” Krateros calls out proudly, amid the other soldiers’ cheers and hoots. “The finest example of Kremnoan stoicism and pride. Take note, citizens.”

    Phainon wants to scream. Stoicism? Does Krateros know how much his dear liege and pseudo-nephew-figure really wants said stoicism to be obliterated by Phainon’s cock, sometimes multiple times a day? In public, even?

    Phainon accidentally gets cursed to read Mydei's mind. This shouldn't be a problem considering how well he knows the man, except. Mydei has many explicit fantasies. Namely, about him. Phainon is in over his head.

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