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One Last Dance by aRandomBaguette, gayspacewizard
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals
06 Sep 2025
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Emma’s day started out a dream, before rapidly becoming a nightmare.
Now she has one last conversation with “Paul” before it’s over.
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cleaned up version of something i wrote on discord
pov: normal man is driving you to madness
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THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #118 – The Masquerade – But I Made It Better by gayspacewizard
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Sep 2024
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What happens when you have a horrible sense of humor, access to audio editing software, and a scene that can very easily be turned into a "your mom" joke?
Well. This.
I apologize
for the deceptionin advance. -
lili pini toki pi lipu Nona nanpa luka tu tu by gayspacewizard
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Jul 2024
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NTN epilogue, but toki pona
my plan so far:
chapter 1 is sitelen lasina (ie: plain old ascii characters)
chapter 2 is sitelen pona. it will be an image since ao3 doesn't let me use a custom @font-face for fanworks, but other than format it's the exact same as chapter 1
chapter 3 is a shitty backtranslation, for the amusement of english-only readers who want to see just how badly KJV english correlates to toki pona.
chapter 4 is misc notes on translation.
chapter 5 is me explaining each character's name, and being so normal about it.If anyone has grammar corrections PLEASE comment below! Unfortunately, there aren't exactly tokiponist TLT fans coming out of the woodwork eager to proofread.
The target audience of this is me and me only, I will be pleasantly surprised if literally anyone else is interested.this is the most i will translate, because i am on thin ice with copyright as is, and because i am only somewhat a masochist. if anyone else wants to illegally translate TLT into a language with no words for numbers above two, i wish them luck, but i'm not doing that.
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quick & dirty fics by gayspacewizard
Fandom: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Sep 2024
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featuring short all lowercase stuff! the titles are normally paraphrased a lot, the style is weird, second person is everywhere. I realized I had two fics like this so I decided to make them into a series
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Comply by QueenOfAllCorgis
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Oct 2020
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“This drink, the mage made it. It is going to make you a good boy,” she brushed back his hair, too long nails trailing along his cheek. “But you cannot tell anyone. You cannot tell a soul about this drink or this spell. You don’t talk about it. You keep it secret.”
Julian opened his mouth to ask more and was hit by a pain he had never experienced. The boy cried out in pain and doubled over, arm wrapping around his screaming middle. His mother shushed him and pet at him until he was able to catch his breath.
“See what happens to naughty little boys who don’t listen?” Her voice was sharp. “I told you not to say anything.”
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Jaskier was cursed with obedience as a child and has mostly learned to get by without others knowing. Geralt is not most people.
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28 Aug 2025
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Elias hires a monster to work in the archives. One small decision that shouldn't make much of a difference.
Until someone's putting googly eyes over everything in the Institute, Melanie's having pizza parties to save the almost-life of a manifestation of the Stranger, Sasha's writing off payments for illegal phone hacks as a work expense, and Tim's trying to figure out how many helium balloons one needs to fill the boss' office with in order to get fired.
Oh yeah, and they still need to save the world.
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12 Nov 2024
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Read Only Under Duress by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Jun 2024
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Gideon has been Cytherea's prisoner for far too long. She's lost everything.
But somehow, it still gets worse.
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Sometimes, the most horrifying thing of all is what might have been.
Somewhere, Jon could swear he heard a crowd laughing.
Or: in which Jonathan Sims is forced to swap places with his alternate self – a tall, chivalrous hero extraordinaire, who knows neither fear nor nuance – and is sent to the aggressively straight alternate universe the Magnus Archives was never meant to be.
“Whatever place this is,” Jon announced, “I just want to be sure it knows I hate it.”
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18 May 2024
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Jurgen Leitner Do Not Interact by absoluteMastard
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 May 2020
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“Jurgen Leitner?" Gerry snapped incredulously, “Stupid idiot motherfucking Jurgen Leitner?" He kicked the next chair out of his path and marched forward—“God damn fool book collecting, dust eating, rat old bastard, shithead idiot avatar of the whore—”
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30 Apr 2024