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All of that was to say: Jing Qi had not exactly accounted for this.
This being the reversal of Jing Qi's expected fortune, in the shape of the Great Shaman of Nanjiang interrupting him in his study.
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Pressure Valve by gethporno for thekingandthelionheart
Fandoms: 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021) RPF
28 Dec 2021
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In any case, even if he had noticed, Gong Jun lacked the necessary frame of reference to understand that what he was seeing was something out of the ordinary. It was just a pair of white boxer briefs, after all, and not the kind of thing to write home about.
But that was just the first time.
Or, for fuck's sake, Zhehan: the fic.
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Aziraphale isn't very good at waiting. Luckily, Crowley has some ideas. (It's just sleeping. It's always just sleeping.)
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Codicology for Idiots by gethporno
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jun 2019
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"Would you look at this," he said angrily, carefully lifting the sheaf of pages from their binding. "The grain isn't even in the right direction -- it's like they weren't even trying!"
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The Opposite of Habit by gethporno
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Jun 2019
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Crowley had been holding up the regular order of business in the off-licence for a solid quarter of an hour before he realised what he’d done.
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“Did you like them? My parents?”
Ilya squints at him. “I love them,” he says simply, like it should be obvious. “They’re your parents.”
But, Shane thinks idly, there's a difference, isn't there, between loving them and liking them?
(5 times Shane thinks Ilya doesn't like his parents and 1 time he finds out the truth)
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02 Jan 2026
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The Gilbert Comeau Dossier by nineteenohtwo
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Dec 2025
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ESPN ✅ @ESPN
Ottawa’s Ilya Rozanov has been fined $5000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for slashing Montreal’s Gilbert Comeau.
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31 Dec 2025
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When Ilya gets a text from Shane in the hospital that just says “I’m so sorry,” he has no idea what to think. He expects the worst, except he doesn’t know what the worst possibly is.
Ten minutes later Ilya receives a text from a phone number without a contact. His heart seems to stop as he opens it.
“Ilya Rozanov,” it reads, and then on another line, “this is Yuna Hollander, Shane Hollander’s mother. I’m inviting you to dinner at Montoya's at 5:30pm tonight. It is private and quiet. Please be there.”
Shane accidentally spills the beans to his parents while high on pain meds and Ilya has to have dinner with them alone.
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31 Dec 2025
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The Night Shift by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Hollander is always a bit like that, in increments. He takes every loss personally – every missed shot, every empty netter, every failed pass. He could stand to get out of his head for a while.
It would be good, Ilya thinks, for him to calm down.
To sit and relax, maybe.
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31 Dec 2025
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Ilya introduces Shane and Svetlana, and gets a little more than he bargained for.
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30 Dec 2025