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• floridian meets his texan malewife (in his normal pissed off fashion) by ghoulish_gambit

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi
  • Work in Progress

  19 Jun 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Rose Lalonde
  • John Egbert
  • Jade Harley
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Aradia Megido
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Sollux Captor
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Feferi Peixes
  • all beforus trolls im too lazy
  • all ancestors too
  • Jane Crocker
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jake English
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Dad Egbert
  • Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde
  • Grandpa Harley | Beta Jake English
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • Humanstuck
  • betas are sophmores
  • alphas are seniors
  • angst???
  • beta and alphas are siblings
  • Abusive Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • sad face
  • should probably note that the ancestors are the parents to the beta and alpha trolls
  • like the signless is kanrki and karkats dad if that makes sense
  • i dunno
  • also jake is jades cousin not brother because family stuff i might explain l8r
  • ive thought a lot about this

  Summary

  ughhhhhh high school stuck and humanstuck???

  ive had this idea for so long and need to bring it into the world

  everything is beta read by my dearest father say hi

  update your least favorite child figured out how to format pesterlogs

  Language:

  English

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  Chapters:

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