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  1. Public Bookmark 33

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    Phil interrupts Dan while he's working. Dan will not give in.

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    14 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Dan gets a bit grumpy when the guys from the Valentine's Day video flirt with his boyfriend.

    Phil helps him feel better.

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    13 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    "Tell me about it. Time's a funny thing, I've always said that!" Crowley throws himself into a ramble, because that's what he's always done when all else failed him. "It's even funnier when it happens to people who haven't the foggiest idea how it works. Some humans haven't even bothered much about any amount of time longer than an hour. Have you heard that silly verse they used to sing to measure the time needed to boil an egg —"

    "My dearest." Aziraphale cries, putting an effective end to Crowley's tirade. Because he says it right against Crowley's shocked mouth. And Crowley may not have had a very successful career as a demon, or a very long one as a human, but he's not an idiot, thank you very much.

    When his one true love is kissing him, he happily shuts up and kisses back.

    (or; a finale fix-it, so major spoilers ahead. they get their eternal love.)

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    13 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 61

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    He thinks, sometimes, in the afterglow of sex and high hormones, that he wouldn't mind dating Phil. Anyone would be lucky to date him – he knows that for a fact. Phil would be the most caring and attentive partner in the world. He'd make you soup when you were sick even though he hates soup. He'd buy you chocolates just because he felt you were a bit sad, even though you're a bit sad a lot. And he'd take whatever you had to give, and he wouldn't ask for any more than you offered even though he deserved the sun, the moon, and all of the universe's creations.

    So that's why he also knows he can't date Phil. And that, really, he should start putting some distance between them. Phil would see soon that Dan's bad days outnumber his good, and although he has so far managed to keep Phil sheltered away from the worst of it, nobody could love him at his most self-destructive. He'll lose it eventually, and he'll shout and he'll swear and he'll push, and Phil doesn't deserve any of that.

    So, yes, Dan should start putting some distance between them.

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    All the ways Dan and Phil have defined their relationship over the years in an attempt to avoid the word 'boyfriends'.

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    12 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 63

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    Dare: close your eyes and allow your partner to feed you something.

    After Phil shows a little too much chest hair for their date night video, he takes on Dan's dare for a second time. Except this time he knows what's being fed to him and it's one of his favorite things to have in his mouth.

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    12 May 2026