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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    Madeline Ashton-Menville, the soon-to-be Harvard graduate / sorority queen / wife of an heir to a vast American fortune, has a picture-perfect life, and a picture-perfect future. Until said heir asks for a divorce one week before commencement, and beckons her to court 15 years later over a petty dispute.

    When Madeline returns to Cambridge with an acceptance to Harvard Law School in her hand, she plans to obtain a J.D., represent herself in court, and legally require Ernest to fuck off for good. A certain red-headed professor makes things a bit more complicated than that.

    Aka, the highly sapphic madhel Legally Blonde AU that maybe one or two people asked for!

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    12 Mar 2026

  2. Rec 43

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    Madeline: [3:20PM]
    Can you get more glue??

    Helen: [3:30PM]
    Already? I got some three days ago.

    Madeline: [3:31PM]
    Yes already
    Its not even for me
    Its your ass that’s peeling bitch

    During year one of eternity, Madeline makes a movie and Helen finishes her second novel.

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    16 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Madeline: [8:14PM]

    🧠🙋‍♀️Did you know🫵🤔 that every woman👩🏿‍🦱👩🏼‍🦰🧕👧🏾👵🏼 was born🦵👶🦵 on this day📆🤯⁉️?! It's 🌏International Women's ♀️Day🙌👸😍! Today's all about the 👩‍⚕️she 👨‍🎓her👩‍🔬 herses👩‍🚀 herself👩‍🚒!👷‍♀️👩‍✈️👩‍🎨👩‍🍳👩‍🌾👩‍⚖️👩‍🏫 Every 💯woman 👩‍🎤👩‍🔧is at her most powerful💪🏋‍♀️🧙‍♀️today so WATCH OUT👀🫵🫵🤾‍♀️😱… or better yet, 😏STEP ON ME MOMMY😳🥾🤪🥾 🥾🥵🥵🥵👩‍🦳👭‼️! !! We're pouring one out🍾🥂 for the 🏳️‍⚧️TGIRL ⚧️TROPHY 🏆WIVES😍🛐, the 💄💋FUCKABLE 💅💐FEMMES👠🎀, the 🦾 🔨BADASS😈🗿 BUTCHES🪨👔, and even a few of the straight ones👫🥱😵‍💫! Maybe Jane Goodall🦍🐒??? Why not🤷‍♀️! ALL WOMAN ARE QUEENS👑 👸🏾♀️🛐💯 💯👑👸🏽 👑♀️ 👸🏿🛐!‼️‼️ 📨📜Send this to 8 🎱 women♀️👩‍🦽♀️🧞‍♀️♀️🧜‍♀️ (or ciswomen!👶🤣🤣🤣) in your CUMbahee🥴💦💦 River Collective👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍❤️‍👩👯‍♀️💃. Get NONE 🙅‍♀️🔙 and it's a whole year🗓 of YELLOW WALLPAPER🟨😭 and FAKE ORGASMS🫘🤷‍♂️😒 for you🙊💀! Get 3️⃣ or more 🔙 and you'll find all those bobby pins🪮📎📡🧷 again🤔! Get 🎱 🔙 and you're🫵 gonna get your glASS🪟🍑😉 ceiling 🏠⬆️🙄 SMASHED✊️💥✊️💥🕳🥴🤼‍♀️🫔😍 all night long!!💦♀️✊️💦 ♀️💦🔥🎉 ♀️🎉💦!♀️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯🤺🙋‍♀️

  3. Rec 5

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    “None of this is true.” She tells her wife under her breath.
    “But it is, my love, from another point of view.” The other answers.
    Viola arches an eyebrow.
    “From what they know,” Lisle adds in her sibylline way. “From what they could see, it is.”
    “But it is not the truth.” Viola argues back.

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    Lisle and Viola marry twenty years after their first meeting. But how, exactly, did they get here?

    (The Violisle companion to "The age-old curse (I love you, I'm sorry)")

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    24 Nov 2025

  4. Rec 48

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that, should the worst woman alive on the planet propose marriage solely to procure a spousal visa and thus avoid deportation, the smart thing to do would be decline and immediately run in the opposite direction.
    Unfortunately, Helen was stupid.

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    Madeline Ashton, editor in chief at Viva Publishing, is desperate to get married so she can stay in the country and keep her job. After thirty years, Helen Sharp still hasn’t figured out how to say no to her.

    The Proposal/Fake Married AU.

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    15 Sep 2025

  5. Rec 48

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    By now, Virginia Ashton-Sharp knows how to present herself depending on which coast she’s on. In New York, she is Helen’s daughter. She's smart, sharp-tongued and meticulous.
 In L.A., she is Madeline’s, charming, funny and perceptive.
    The truth is, Virginia doesn't really know who she is sometimes. She knows what she wants however.
    It's really simple, Virginia just wants her family back.

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    Madeline and Helen's divorce near its four-year anniversary, their eleven year-old daughter knows in her heart they're still in love. She watches a movie and hatches a plan. Trouble ensues.

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    10 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “If I show you how much, will you admit you still love me?”