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and at night when all is dark i watch you dance by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
22 Mar 2026
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When their agencies unexpectedly decide to team up after years of accidentally sabotaging each other's missions, rival spies Madeline and Helen are assigned to infiltrate a resort as a married couple. The mission is delicate, the tension between them is even worse, and their handlers aren’t exactly helping.
Will they manage to successfully complete their mission?
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no grave can hold my body down (i'll crawl home to her) by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
23 Feb 2026
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When princess Helen develops a mysterious wound in her body and disappears without a trace, the kingdom claims she's cursed. Madeline, a knight and her closest companion, is sent to bring her home. But the journey is long and dangerous, and Madeline is forced to confront the truth behind the space carved inside Helen’s heart.
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quiero que quieras quedarte by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
22 Jan 2026
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Helen is haunted by a girl. Then, she is haunted by a ghost.
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baby, it's cold outside by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
21 Dec 2025
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Stranded by a snowstorm, Madeline and Helen are forced to spend Christmas together. Old feelings resurface, but it’ll take more than a Christmas miracle for them to get along again.
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voglio vederti danzare by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
18 Oct 2025
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Helen invites Madeline to her family’s villa for the summer. A free vacation in Italy seems perfect, until the long summer days make it impossible to ignore the unspoken tension that's been building between them.
Series
- Part 1 of sarà perché ti amo
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sarà perché ti amo by glindauplands
Fandom Death Becomes Her (1992), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
18 Oct 2025
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the italy!madhel universe
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Bend and Snap by oceansmiller
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992), Legally Blonde (Movies)
24 Mar 2026
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Madeline Ashton-Menville, the soon-to-be Harvard graduate / sorority queen / wife of an heir to a vast American fortune, has a picture-perfect life, and a picture-perfect future. Until said heir asks for a divorce one week before commencement, and beckons her to court 15 years later over a petty dispute.
When Madeline returns to Cambridge with an acceptance to Harvard Law School in her hand, she plans to obtain a J.D., represent herself in court, and legally require Ernest to fuck off for good. A certain red-headed professor makes things a bit more complicated than that.
Aka, the highly sapphic madhel Legally Blonde AU that maybe one or two people asked for!
Bookmarked by glindauplands
12 Mar 2026
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She got away (she's got a way) by aftertheraven
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her (1992), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
11 Jul 2025
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Madeline: [3:20PM]
Can you get more glue??Helen: [3:30PM]
Already? I got some three days ago.Madeline: [3:31PM]
Yes already
Its not even for me
Its your ass that’s peeling bitchDuring year one of eternity, Madeline makes a movie and Helen finishes her second novel.
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Bookmarked by glindauplands
16 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Madeline: [8:14PM]
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your love still holds a thread by Notevenaproperword
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
25 Jan 2026
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“None of this is true.” She tells her wife under her breath.
“But it is, my love, from another point of view.” The other answers.
Viola arches an eyebrow.
“From what they know,” Lisle adds in her sibylline way. “From what they could see, it is.”
“But it is not the truth.” Viola argues back.OR
Lisle and Viola marry twenty years after their first meeting. But how, exactly, did they get here?
(The Violisle companion to "The age-old curse (I love you, I'm sorry)")
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- Part 3 of the age-old curse (i love you)
Bookmarked by glindauplands
24 Nov 2025
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Keep a tender distance by aftertheraven
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
31 Jan 2026
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that, should the worst woman alive on the planet propose marriage solely to procure a spousal visa and thus avoid deportation, the smart thing to do would be decline and immediately run in the opposite direction.
Unfortunately, Helen was stupid.OR
Madeline Ashton, editor in chief at Viva Publishing, is desperate to get married so she can stay in the country and keep her job. After thirty years, Helen Sharp still hasn’t figured out how to say no to her.
The Proposal/Fake Married AU.
Bookmarked by glindauplands
15 Sep 2025
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the age-old curse (I love you, i'm sorry) by Notevenaproperword
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
05 Sep 2025
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By now, Virginia Ashton-Sharp knows how to present herself depending on which coast she’s on. In New York, she is Helen’s daughter. She's smart, sharp-tongued and meticulous. In L.A., she is Madeline’s, charming, funny and perceptive.
The truth is, Virginia doesn't really know who she is sometimes. She knows what she wants however.
It's really simple, Virginia just wants her family back.OR
Madeline and Helen's divorce near its four-year anniversary, their eleven year-old daughter knows in her heart they're still in love. She watches a movie and hatches a plan. Trouble ensues.
Series
- Part 1 of the age-old curse (i love you)
Bookmarked by glindauplands
10 Aug 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
“If I show you how much, will you admit you still love me?”