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I haven't been dropping no eaves, Sir by gluesongs
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
07 Mar 2026
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Samwise Gamgee masters the art of accidental dropping of eaves. What shall a hobbit wreck do when he hears his Master call out his name in the middle of such sinful unconventional act?
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A Rather Expected Journey by Morg47
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.
The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.
The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.
The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.
And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.
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07 Mar 2026
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Thorin Oakenshield never expected to find himself working as a blacksmith in the Shire, much less puzzling over the delicate blue forget-me-nots that keep appearing in his forge.
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03 Mar 2026
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[Reposting; originally written in 2003.] A lightning storm drives a frightened Sam into Bag End, where Frodo is more than happy to protect him.
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27 Feb 2026
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Raising a Sprout by DrakeShadeDShadowheart for SeriouslyDex
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Dec 2024
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Time has passed, and a miracle has unfolded in the heart of Erebor. Bilbo Baggins, once a humble hobbit and now the beloved consort of Azsâlul’abad, is expecting a child. As the dwobbit (dwarf-hobbit hybrid) grows within Bilbo, questions swirl: How will this unique child be raised? What challenges will come with its dual heritage? Join Bilbo, Thorin, and their companions as they navigate the joys and uncertainties of parenthood in a kingdom where the unexpected is always around the corner.
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27 Feb 2026
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The white gems of Lasgalen are not to be taken lightly, Thorin knows it was once a good worth to negotiate, but the piece looked much too lovely where it truly belongs, around Bilbos neck.
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27 Feb 2026