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rio hasn't seen agatha in 10 years.
that is, until her friend jen calls her up to new jersey to be the PR solution for a gubernatorial candidate's reputation problems. now she's playing fake wife to her ex, while trying to understand what's happened to agatha in the last decade - and how they've ended up here.
it's a political campaign/fake dating au! have fun
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“The birthday parties are fun,” Rio says, and Alice and Jen give her matching eye rolls.
“Just because you’ve got a hard-on for Jasper the Mutt over there doesn’t mean the rest of us should be subjected to the hell of a birthday party,” Jen says.
Rio whips around to look back at the animatronic dog, as though she’s concerned he’ll hear them and get offended or uncomfortable. “Firstly, his name is Jasper T. Jowls.”
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rio works at chuck e cheese! agatha's hot!
for aaa day 1: jealousy
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"Your lovely wife invited me," Agatha shot back, returning her smile with a put-on, lascivious one of her own. "What, she didn't tell you? We reconnected in the bathroom earlier today."
Jen's eyes flash with anger, and Agatha resists a laugh. Too easy.
"She did mention that, actually," Jen grits out. "She said you were fired."
It's Agatha's turn to purse her lips in irritation. "Fired is a bit dramatic."
"No? So if I called up good ol' Dean Bohner, he'd tell me how gainfully employed you are?"
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for the AAA Week day 4: professors!
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There’s a span of about 275 years where Aziraphale doesn’t see Crowley at all.
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rachel always disappears during the hiatus. but she has no where else to go, and when rachel is lost, she always comes back to quinn.
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the one where rachel moves in with quinn during the season break and there are lots of unmentioned feelings
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i let my head spin (take all the weight off my shoulders) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
14 Feb 2026
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"I want this," She says, plainly, "And it's fine if you don't. I understand. But if you're only holding back because you think I'll regret it in the morning…" She trails off, racks her brain for something to soothe Rio's overworking brain with, "Rio, I'm green."
It takes a minute for Rio to answer—brain quite obviously cracking and sparking, but then, "You want this." They say in a way that sounds more like a realization sinking in than a question.
And so Agatha, just to make Rio laugh, tilts her head so she's not speaking into the mattress, "What's a little bondage between friends?"
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Rio's never tied anyone up before. For some reason, as their best friend, this means Agatha has to get involved.
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the bondage fic
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- Part 1 of honey, this might be the place
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14 Feb 2026
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you showed me colours you know i can't see with anyone else by quinnking
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
01 Jan 2025
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Rio’s scrutinizing her, dark eyes scanning Agatha’s features like she’s a slide under a microscope.
“Has she touched you?”
Agatha barks out a laugh. “What?”
“Has she touched you.”
Even after all these years, Agatha almost can’t believe the gall. Rio’s bluntness, her confidence, her arrogance, has always been something that Agatha found attractive. But now that they’ve fallen apart, it’s something that gets on her nerves. Makes her want to knock her down a couple of pegs.
“Yes,” Agatha says simply. Not a lie. Definitely not a half truth.
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27 Dec 2025
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As she stares at the book on her lap, Agnes remembers this sort of rain, in a city where the sky wasn’t nearly this consistent. She remembers the smell of smoke and antiseptic, remembers the rattle of a train underfoot, remembers a woman crying.
But none of this matters, because these memories belong to someone else. Agatha Harkness has been dead for years.
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or, Agatha fakes her own death for a fresh start after losing her son. It all goes according to plan, until her ex-wife publishes a memoir.
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01 Sep 2025
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Mystery Work
Part of pyfim
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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01 Sep 2025
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Agatha couldn’t move. It was her, she was sure of it—the dancer from the club, on the night of the last day of school. A stripper was standing in her classroom, addressing her second-graders. A stripper who, until this very moment, had been filed neatly into the category of things Agatha would never think about again. (Except that one time, when she got too drunk on the Fourth of July. And that other time, when she got too drunk on the Seventh of July, which was just a normal Tuesday.) And yet here she was, in practical jeans and a black tee, looking every inch like a competent professional.
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First ten minutes of Afternoon Delight meets...the American public school system? (THEY'RE TEACHERS)
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10 Aug 2025