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There's really no way of winning, if in their eyes, you'll always be a dumb blonde by h3rztier
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
03 Aug 2026
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"I look horrific,"
Emily started, immediately breaking out into sobs.
"I'd understand if you were to just leave, I mean, look at me, this is– who in their right mind would–"
Andrea cut her off by placing a hand on her cheek, breaking her out of the spiral.
"Emily. Em, baby. I don't care about your hair. Stop spiraling. I still think you look beautiful."or
that fuckass bleach ruined Emily's hair so bad she has to cut it all off
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I want your things in my room , I miss you all of the time by h3rztier
Fandoms: Sunshine Cleaning (2008)
10 Jul 2026
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Norah finds herself at some party of some guy she couldn't be bothered to remember the name of. Not that it mattered, anyway. Lynn had invited her. After all what's happened, Lynn had invited her. Apparently she had managed to not fuck up all that royally, after all.
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She wasn't going to let that be ruined because of some guy who doesn't know how to roll a joint.
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I don't think I could stand to be where you don't see me . by h3rztier
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
29 May 2026
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The crash had left Emily with permanent problems — chronic leg pain.
Andy only finds out about it 20 years later, after they reunite, and that against Emily's will. -
“ Twinkle twinkle little star, alcoholics don’t get far. by h3rztier
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
23 May 2026
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– Unless they drink and drive — let’s go for a ride. And I hope, I crash, and die, tonight. I hope I crash and die tonight. “
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Emily Charlton doesn't drink. Not ever.
It would ruin her complexion.Except that maybe sometimes, the urges get too strong to handle.
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Emily had not been on a date since Benji. She decides she'd like to find love sooner or later, accepting various date propositions in hopes of finding a boyfriend.... or girlfriend.
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Emily goes on 5 dates, she compares each date to the girl she has at home. When Emily finally realizes she is in love with her best friend, she finds Andrea already there waiting for her with open arms. 5+1 Things.
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26 Jul 2026
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"...and I swear I repeated it a thousand times in my head: please ask about a girl, please ask about a girl, please ask about a girl. Because if you had, I wouldn't have hesitated for a single second. But you didn't."
"Winnie, please…"
"And then you sat down next to me, and you were being so tender and sweet that for a second, I felt like a little kid again. Like all I wanted was to just hide in my mom's arms. I wanted to tell you, of course I wanted you to know. I wanted to tell you how terrified I am of what's happening to me, that I’ve never felt anything like this before, that I'm scared of what people around me will say, I wanted you to just hold me and tell me that you're with me, and that everything is going to be okay."
OR: the line between friendship and love begins to blur for Emily and Andy. meanwhile, seventeen-year-old Bronwyn is navigating her own first love, and the fear of telling an overprotective mother about it. domestic fluff with a pinch of angst, featuring slow-burn feelings, mother-daughter dynamics, and the terror of coming out.
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26 Jul 2026
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"Do you always come to the door dressed like that?" Emily heard herself ask, and immediately hated it, because it had come out as though she'd noticed, when the entire point was that she had not.
"Only when someone knocks." The corner of the woman's mouth went up. "Should I have changed? You'd have waited. I'd have liked knowing you were out here waiting for me."
"Is this how it works over here? You do a favour and then flirt with the woman on your doorstep and call it neighbourly?"
"Is that what you think I'm doing? Flirting?"
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Or the one where Emily ends up letting the vampire who is great with her children drink her blood once a week for purely practical reasons. Like super practical. So practical. Please stop looking at her like that, Serena.
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26 Jul 2026
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Andrea is unfazed when she asks lightly, “You seem disappointed to see me."
“And you seem remarkably eager to talk to someone who is disappointed to see you.”
Or in other words: An unexpected incident forces Princess Emily and Andrea Sachs, first daughter of the Madam President of the United States, into a desperate PR stunt: convince the world that they are best friends. Emily thinks it is easy enough playing the part for the cameras...what is hard is resisting the sudden, crashing tide of feelings that threatens her lifelong vow of duty before love.
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- Part 6 of I thought we could be pals
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24 Jul 2026
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Andy's apartment floods, and it's going to take roughly 3 months to fix because of the damage. Emily being the nice friend she is, offers to let Andy stay with her and the kids. Both of them are insanely down bad for the other, but they're struggling to admit it.
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21 Jul 2026