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Kaveh pusing, Alhaitham punya obsesi baru.
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Lan Qiren and The Birds of Pollination by LinXueLian
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Dec 2019
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One of the conditions in the Cloud Recesses was that when Lan Sect disciples turned eighteen, they had to attend a mandatory lecture to educate them about physical intimacy with the opposite sex. Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi, who had both just turned eighteen that year, were required to attend such a lecture, given by none other than the strict and proper Lan Qiren himself.
📙 Lan Qiren teaches sex ed. There are no actual birds mentioned in this story.
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15 Jan 2026
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Marry Me, Financially by kittykatara for Amayax, goldnation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jul 2025
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With a heavy sigh, Kaveh buried his face in his pillow. All of his romantic ideals, as usual, were quashed by the one man he actually yearned for such affections from - a marriage for the sake of fucking tax deductions.
Though it made sense in a cold, rational way, such a logical and disinterested proposal for Kaveh to willingly sacrifice his heart for nothing more than mora cut deep into his chest. And worst of all... Alhaitham was unaware that Kaveh’s heart could never even belong to anyone but him - that he was already the sole benefactor of Kaveh’s silent longing, having stolen Kaveh’s heart against his will long ago.
Kaveh curled around his pillow as if the soft cotton of his pillowcase could offer a reprieve from the turmoil churning deep in his stomach. He’d long since made peace with his unrequited love for Alhaitham, resigning himself to a lifetime of suppressed yearning - but this? This was torture, plain and simple, demanding mental gymnastics that Kaveh wasn’t confident he was flexible enough to contort himself into.
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21 Dec 2025
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Pretend I'm Safe With You by paynesgrey
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Nov 2025
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Xichen’s manipulative ex-boyfriend is released from prison, and to protect his brother, Lan Zhan enlists Wei Ying’s brother, ex-MMA fighter Jiang Cheng, to pretend to be Xichen’s new boyfriend and bodyguard. Jiang Cheng professes to be asexual, but as he and Xichen pretend to be a fake couple, they discover that they are quite compatible. While dodging Meng Yao’s schemes and spending more time with Xichen, Jiang Cheng realises he may not be as aromantic as he believed.
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18 Dec 2025
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The Best Way to One-Up your Rival (May have Side-Effects) by viari9
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jan 2024
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Xie Lian hadn’t given up. “It’s alright, though! We’ll just have to find something else for you to be worshipped for!”
Mu Qing looked at Xie Lian quizzically. “Something else?”
“Just like how Feng Xin became the God of Pleasure by a misunderstanding, you could also find a secondary domain of worship! Something that ghosts need or want...”
“Like what?”
Xie Lian cleared his throat lightly before he suggested, “How about becoming a God of Style?”
After losing one too many spars, Mu Qing finds out that—due to new worshippers of Ju Yang in Ghost City—Feng Xin's divine power had become ever-so-slightly stronger than Mu Qing's. Mu Qing's solution? Build a following in Ghost City, too: bigger and better than Feng Xin's. The issue? Ghosts don't care for martial arts or war at all! Mu Qing would have to find something else to be worshipped for.
Thus begins Mu Qing's life as Xuan Zhen: the God of Beauty.
Feng Xin thinks he might die.
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17 Dec 2025
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Apartment C24 (Feng Xin has a Kinder Surprise Egg!) by seedsett
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
06 Aug 2024
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College & Roommates AU
On a random Friday, Mu Qing unexpectedly learns that Feng Xin has a son while shopping for groceries at the supermarket. To make matters worse, Mu Qing is suddenly kicked out of his rented apartment. Lucky him, dad Feng Xin surprisingly offers him a place to stay as a roommate. This unexpected turn of events marks the beginning of a new chapter for both of them, as they start to get to know each other better and confront some prejudices.
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15 Dec 2025