zzyzx (halfire)
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"wait, am i the sub in this relationship?"
"i don't know about the sub, but the masochist for sure."
"whaaat? no way."
"i'm not the one who asks to be carved up during sex."
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"beg for it."
"or what?"
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Chris didn’t do the summer reading.
Why would he? FAE 200 was barely a gen ed in his course schedule, which meant easy tests and even easier homework. He planned on sitting in the back of the huge lecture hall, blending in with the hundreds of other students, and getting an easy A.
The professor looked like a pushover too--tall, even for an elf, and thin. His robes were stuffy and academic, covering him from his neck down to his ankles, and he glided along with an in-human grace, barely even bobbing with each step. His long, pointed ears extended over the top of his head, his straight silver hair falling on either side, and they twitched in irritation as he settled in front of the desk at the front of the lecture hall and turned to observe the clamoring crowd of students.
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Chris Marshall didn't mean to come to such a diverse university and isn't used to being the only human in a class full of fantasy races. His learning curve becomes much steeper than he anticipated when his first Elven teacher curses a fleshlight to connect to his ass without his knowledge, sharing it with the rest of the faculty and teaching him the hard way how important it is to be open minded.
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25 Aug 2025
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It Ain't Much, But It's Honest Work by oshikiri_toru
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
31 May 2025
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When one of their cows refuses to breed, Simon is sent in to figure out a solution. Unluckily for him, the only solution Soap will accept is having Simon's calves.
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06 Jun 2025
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A Fun Fact About Slimes by lostfaith
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
22 Jun 2024
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During Marcille's first trip to the fourth floor, she wanders a little too far away from the party, and ends up having an encounter with her least favorite type of monster–a slime.
Or, absolutely shameless slime eggpreg smut with everyone's favorite elf.
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06 Jun 2025
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Adventurer's Fare [comic] by sassaffrassa for Theodwulf
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
13 Jul 2024
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Laios and Chilchuck get separated from the rest of the party. They try taking a shortcut to get back, but the traps here are... a little different from the rest of the dungeon.
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Women, Floods, Bodies, History by marzanna
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
23 Apr 2025
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Mana prickles all around her, like she’s being immersed in a sparkling wine, but strangely enough, it’s not invigorating her. Quite the opposite, she finds. Her limbs feel heavy. So too do her eyelids.
Marcille blinks her eyes back open, hoping to shake herself out of it, but she finds herself in a cast shadow. An amorphous wall of water looms above her, spilling over her legs and belly like a weighted blanket. An undine.
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05 Jun 2025