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Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
23 Oct 2026
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What to do if your crush is painfully straight? Though, it is so only according to your own beliefs (and nothing else)? Turn into you female form, of course! Seduce him! Homewreck his relationships! And fail at it miserably.
OR Naruto thinks the only way to get Sasuke to be his is through no one else but but Naruko. But what if Sasuke's just not interested?
‘Shut up about your annoying sister, Naruto.’ Sasuke hissed, pressing himself onto Naruto’s lap. ‘Put your hands on me at last.’
As if Sasuke put a spell on him, Naruto obeyed him, his big palms covering his thighs.
‘That’s better.’ Sasuke kissed him.
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‘So what do you say?’ Naruto ignores his question and leans on the table, absent-mindedly flexing his biceps. ‘Will you marry me?’
‘If you think, I’m gonna say yes to the lamest proposal ever while we’re drunk–’
‘It’s not that lame–’
‘While we’re drunk,’ Sasuke repeats himself, his voice going up an octave. ‘No ring, no fancy setting. You’re dressed like a drunkard while I’m sweating from the heat. No sane person would say yes.’
‘So you want a ring, some fancy place and good clothes?’ Naruto contracts his fingers as he counts. ‘Anything else, my dear?’
OR ten years ago Naruto and Sasuke made a deal to marry each other if they're both single at 30. Naruto seizes the chance.
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Everything in Naruto screams in protest; every cell of his body burns. The perfect mouth he’s been dreaming about for weeks is about to be on someone else’s. Someone who doesn’t deserve to feel the softness of Sasuke’s lips. Someone who doesn’t appreciate their beauty and plumpness. Someone who has never even thought of Sasuke’s mouth before.
It’s supposed to be Naruto’s kiss, his perfect long awaited kiss. Blazing jealousy arises in his chest, reaching his very core. The nasty feeling brings out such ache that he ceases thinking and acts on emotions. This moment that’s been happening in slow-mo in Naruto’s head resumes its speed and what he does next is uncontrollable and hasty.
Naruto grabs the bottle and turns it on himself.
Or Naruto longs to kiss Sasuke and when a spinning bottle decides it's Sai who gets to kiss Sasuke, Naruto takes charge of his own destiny.
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Recollections of today’s events flit through his mind; the way Naruto’s body felt on his; the way his abs gleamed with sweat. Sasuke breathed out slowly, his heart pounding in his chest, his fingertips burning again. The idea that popped into his head made so much sense and at the same time it didn’t. It was crazy.
All this time he was horny. Horny for Naruto.
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"I want to know someone else's heart the way they know mine. I won't mind if it's Naruto."