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Julia leaned forward and plucked the card she’d given him from his hand like she was cheating at Go Fish, holding it up so he could see the figure. “The Fool,” she said. “They’re like—the protagonist of the Tarot, or, conversely, maybe its subject. All the other cards—the minor and major arcana—are ways they feel about things, or things that happen to them, or people who they meets along the way who change them.” Her finger tapped the card, indicating the figure’s raised, bell-adorned foot, and the cliff beyond. “The Fool is the beginning of the personal journey. See? One more step takes them over the edge.”
“Huh,” said Peter. “Good thing Johnny can fly.”
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18 Mar 2026
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flying without a body by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
03 Feb 2025
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The Riddler halts. Pauses.
“What the fuck, dude?” He finally exclaims, breaking all melodramatic pretenses and slamming his hands down on the table, “Either listen to the goddamn riddle or let me kill you so we can get this exchange over with!”
Peter nods, “Sorry, sorry, my bad on that one. I finally remembered the word I was thinking of. Here, let’s make a deal this time - cross my heart I’ll keep it - so if I can’t solve your riddle you get to…” Peter gestures, leaving it open ended, and the Riddler seems to perk up.
“Kill you in a blaze of glory,” he finishes, primly, and the melodrama returns as he crosses his legs and re-steeples his hands, “And if you win? I must be fair, after all.”
“Uhh… would you mind telling me where I am?”
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Peter's greatest enemy is time management and also maybe the hoard of superheroes that are crawling all over Gotham.
(The Amazing Spider-Man version of Peter Parker - don't have to watch the movies to understand, but there are references to the films.)
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15 Mar 2026
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gone wrong, gone sexual by miniature_pineapples
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
17 Apr 2025
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“Uh, sorry,” Johnny says, clearly distracted by the glint of the disc inside its plastic case. “While I’m sure this DVD is a fake, I’m still kind of curious.” He flicks his gaze up, eyebrows raised. “You want to come over to FF headquarters and watch it with me?”
“You’re hilarious, Torch,” Peter says flatly, but Johnny just smiles at him guilessly, like he really meant it, and Peter can’t help himself — he just has to call Johnny’s bluff. “You know what? Sure. I got locked in a glass cage over this damn thing. It better be good.”
Following the events of Amazing Spider-Man Digital #17, Peter agrees to watch Johnny’s alleged sex tape with him.
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11 Mar 2026
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Keep Throwing Things and Slamming the Door by Traincat
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Marvel 616
02 Apr 2013
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Waking up in a stranger's bed is not how superhero Johnny Storm planned on spending the morning after the night before.
From now on…
A) No more secret hookups with Peter Parker—he's the last man on earth Johnny'd want to share a room with, never mind a king-size bed.
B) Maintain a professional persona at all times. After all, he's a photographer for New York's #1 Superhero Bashing Rag and Johnny's perfect tabloid fodder.
C) Keep friends close but enemies closer. Easier said than done, with She-Hulk away on her honeymoon and Spider-Man avoiding him.
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10 Mar 2026
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Johnny actually chokes on air. “Luna, please. Spider-Man isn’t my boyfriend!”
Luna blinks, looking more confused than Johnny’s ever seen her. “So if he sees a photo of us together on the red carpet, he’s not gonna, like — jump me in a dark alleyway, right?”
“Dude, you seriously need to cancel your Bugle subscription.”
Johnny and Luna start dating to promote her newest album. Peter may have missed the memo on that last part.
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07 Mar 2026