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    How Fred and George Accidentally Befriended a Wannabe Dark Lord by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    21 Aug 2021

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    Fred opened the book and began to write. He only got a few words down before the diary absorbed them, the ink vanishing without a trace, prompting George to lean in closer to observe.

    “Maybe this is some elaborate joke on Ginny’s part to educate us on proper brotherly behaviour?” George mused, just as new words began to appear on the empty page. Well, that seemed a bit ambitious for a first-year…

    ‘Hello. May I know who I am conversing with?'

     

    Or: What if the Weasley twins had been the ones who found Tom Riddle’s diary?

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    07 Jan 2026

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    As Per Request by for hoko_onchi

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    03 Apr 2024

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    Harry’s eyes landed again on the burn mark on Malfoy’s arm, his mouth going dry in response. “I, uh, I have something to ask you.”
    “Yes, I gathered that. I also thought that, by your own admission, you were fucking it up, so I’d best leave you to it.”
    “It’s … certainly something to do with fucking,” Harry said, rather weakly.
    Malfoy’s eyes widened, then quickly narrowed. “Are you trying to solicit me for sex, Potter?”
    “Um … I won’t pay you?”
    “What the fuck.”

    Harry decides that it’s high time to lose his virginity, and figures that asking Malfoy is his best option. He’s fit, he won’t go to the papers, and he’ll be fine with Harry’s ‘no emotional attachment’ plan. Surely nothing could go wrong there.

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    07 Apr 2024

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    I LOVE IT . I LOVE HOW YOU WROTE MALFOY I LOVVEEEEE IT

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    The Un-Polyjuice Spray by for DarkkBluee, SparkySheep, MistyTheGhost, FermionCat, Limonium

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    02 Jul 2019

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    With the war looming, Fred and George try to cheer everyone up with a care package of their latest invention: Un-Polyjuice Spray. Spray it on someone and they turn into the person they last kissed, for an hour.

    Someone sprays it on Harry.

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    18 Aug 2023

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    OH MY GOD that was the funniest I ever read hahahahha where do you get these ideas ?! Hahahaha the ending has me rolling on the floor laughing uncontrollably I love it thanks for writing it <3

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    Efficient clumsy by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    15 May 2023

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    His gaze was caught by a pair of red eyes looking down at him in surprise. Suddenly Harry became aware of his situation:
    He must have somehow, through his clumsy nature, managed to trip in a crowded library so that he landed on a classmate's lap. And not just any pupil, it seemed, but Tom Riddle's lap, that of the head boy.

    Harry thinks the best solution to this situation is to stay seated.

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    15 May 2023

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    Sooooooo sweet I really liked it and hot I mean the fuck he couldn’t be hotter