healrod
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Ex-wizarding prodigy Toris Laurinaitis just wants to be okay with living a normal life. After suffering a career-ending breakdown during his city’s annual Wizarding Tournament, he’s forced himself to forget the life he could have lived by starting a new one as a secretary for the Department of Magical Emergencies – a glorified paper-pusher position where he sorts through mail all day. It’s not a bad job for a burnout who lost his confidence to use magic… or so he convinces himself.
But Toris’s normal life explodes when he starts receiving hate mail. A week after he starts his new job, anonymous wizards bombard the Department with magical weaponized letters that, quite literally, bite Toris in the ass. The worst part? They’re not even meant for him. They’re all addressed to Felix Łukasiewicz, a wizard criminal mastermind who might not even exist.
Toris tries to bear it for the sake of his job – until the receives the most violent letter yet. With a new life to live and a brother to put through college, Toris realizes he can't afford to deal with any of this fanged hate mail nonsense. So he'll do what he's always done: he'll handle everything. He'll track down Łukasiewicz himself.
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Makino/Ueda. If their Pretend to Love audition camp were made into an anime, Ueda-san would be his number one oshi. Not that Harumi would ever admit that to anyone.
Or: Harumi, the number one fanboy in the world, silently deals with his crush on Chiyuki.
(Slight canon deviations!)
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My name is Jean Kirschtein, and I have a shit job. I'm basically a garbage man. And by 'garbage' I mean 'very angry dead people.' I guess it has its perks sometimes, though; I get to meet all kinds of interesting people.
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- Part 1 of The Book of the Dead
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05 Jan 2026
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Lost and Found by Haberdasher
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Twitch Plays Pokemon (Let's Play)
08 Mar 2014
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The story of the ups and downs in the relationship of AJ and Youngster Joey.
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- Part 1 of Twitch Plays Pokemon
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04 Jan 2026
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Always Glad You Came by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Fantastic Four
23 Apr 2016
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Spider-Man is a relatively new, controversial vigilante, and Johnny has a crush the size of the Empire Building. The Four - operating under the assumption that Spidey is an adult - do not approve.
“I just happen to think Spider-Man's cool,” Johnny says, matter-of-factly. “A hero can think another hero is cool without making it weird. I admire his aloofness. And his badass-ness.”
“His aloofness,” Ben repeats, chuckling into his mug of beer. It’s roughly the size of Johnny’s head. “Yeah, sure, I bet that’s all your admire, right?”
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30 Dec 2025
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Toris left home for a city with a better job prospective to make his childhood dream become true - to become a writer-. But life’s harsh and he hasn't been successful yet. He's living a poor life, passing out next to Feliks’ bakery one day...
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22 Apr 2025
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Arthur Kirkland leaves behind a life of privilege and suffocating expectations, seeking freedom in the rugged land of second chances.
His quiet existence is upended when Alfred F. Jones, a notorious outlaw, arrives at his clinic.
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06 Jan 2025