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Regulus comes home after 5 years at ballet conservatory in Paris. Things are not as they were, but then again, neither is he.
Or, how to handle complex relationships in 10 not-so-easy steps. Includes, but is not limited to: strippers, falling down stairs, estranged siblings, family reunions (derogatory), tennis lessons, and maybe a little bit of falling in love.
They live and they love and they learn. They’ll get there in the end.
(JK Rowling can suck a dick. Read Author's Note for more on this.)
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Regulus wishes – sometimes, not too often – that he were like Sirius, able to make things up on the spot. Sirius says he has never seen a single bloody thing in his tea leaves, or his cards, or his palms, in the milky depths of a crystal ball or the glistening entrails of a dead pigeon. He just enjoys telling stories.
Regulus sees water.
His tealeaves: Dregs of muddy water. His cards: The Queen of Cups, waiting by the waterfront. His crystal ball: Unmoving, opaque water. His sign: Cancer, one of the Water Trigon. His palms: Somehow, impossibly, water.
So, yes. He really did deserve that P in Divination.
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Or: Regulus thought he knew all the horrors of Grimmauld Place, but on this stifling hot summer night in 1976, the house seems hell-bent on terrorising him in new and interesting ways. It’s all Sirius’s fault, of course.
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01 Feb 2026
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Possibly the greatest written work I’ve had the pleasure of reading on this site.
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The Palimpsest of Daniel Molloy by Ariaste
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
24 Jul 2026
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Hey gang, Daniel pictured himself saying upon returning to Auvergne. We went on honeymoon to Iceland and came back married, which sounds backwards, but hear me out—it’s kinky, it’s a kink thing, we’re doing kink. It’s also like a game of gay chicken? Except involving a total lack of prenuptial agreements and the transferral of millions of dollars of property, investments, and liquid cash. Imagine marriage before feminism, but make it gay and kinky. Like that, that’s what we’re doing. For sex reasons. Because it gets us off like crazy, you would not believe how hard it’s getting us off. Well, you will believe soon enough, actually, from the way we are about to behave in public. Sorry not sorry.
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In which Daniel takes his turn holding the reins, Armand gets to rest while processing his trauma with as much kink as possible, almost no one in the coven bats an eye at their antics, and love unlocks eternity.
(Sequel to "Daniel Molloy's Incredible Showstopping World Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)". Updates weekly on Saturdays)
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25 Apr 2026
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Sasuke and Naruto had both signed up for the company at the age of eighteen, each filled with a desire to explore the stars. Neither of them anticipated falling in love along the way, nor did they foresee the challenge of navigating their feelings alongside whatever cosmic horrors the universe chose to unleash upon them on any given day.
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25 Mar 2026
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(and you continued writing on me) (how can I write on you) by blueshadowmutt
Fandoms: Naruto, Naruto Shippuden - Fandom
04 Jan 2026
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There had been a thousand lessons in Sound. It was hard to decide which ones were worthwhile and which ones were best left behind.
(Especially while living with his brother)
(Especially while dealing with Naruto)
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- Part 2 of Tattoing on my body
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18 Mar 2026
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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16 Feb 2026