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Restlessness by heartheartbitch
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2025
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Xie Lian's feeling restless after an entire day spent in bed, so he decides to do something about it!
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you could make this place beautiful by parsnipit
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jul 2021
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“What did they do?” Hua Cheng demands. Then, to the robbers: “What the fuck did you do to him?!”
“San Lang, shh, don’t be mad. They tried to rob me, but they didn’t hurt me. Really! My face only looks like this because I fell into a rock!”
Hua Cheng wilts: this is devastatingly believable.
A pair of robbers accosts Xie Lian outside of Puqi Village. They were expecting an easy ransom from a rich husband. They were not expecting the wrath of Crimson Rain Sought Flower, or free relationship advice from the husband of the world’s leading expert in codependency. They got both.
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06 Feb 2026
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With an impending wedding dangling over his head like a blade, Xie Lian resorts to doing what he’s been most adept to his whole life: study.
Unlike during his college years, though, this time studying takes the form of a subscription to an adult streaming channel. The name of its host is evocative enough to put his embarrassment to silence: Hua Cheng.
orTo save his family from bankrupcy Xie Lian accepts an arranged marriage to Jun Wu. Since his future husband makes it clear that he expect their marriage to not only be an agreement on paper, Xie Lain decides to make up for his inexperience in bed by watching some adult streams by a famous camboy, Hua Cheng.
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- Part 4 of Threadfics that cultivated an AO3 form
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01 Feb 2026
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Xie Lian Becomes a Pickle by Reach_For_The_Surface
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
01 Feb 2026
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Post canon Xie Lian are happily married, and a series of unfortunate revelations convince Heaven that Hua Cheng is perfect husband material. Xie Lian responds with dignity, patience, and an alarming amount of vinegar chugging.
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- Part 4 of Heaven's Official Crack
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01 Feb 2026
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we're still the same by nanamikiryuu for deliciousblizzardshark
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Sep 2021
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Xie Lian and Hua Cheng are immortals who have lived to modern times. One day Xie Lian goes viral and gets many new prayers from hoarders, scavengers, and seekers of lost things.
Or, 4 times the Scrap-Collecting Immortal helped his believers + 1 time a believer helped him
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01 Feb 2026
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The Undone and the Divine by Uakari
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
16 Mar 2025
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In which altars are profaned, gods are scandalized, and Pei Ming discovers One Weird Trick to recruit new worshipers.
Bookmarked by heartheartbitch
01 Feb 2026