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  1. Summary

    Though no one knows how or why, at midnight on a person’s 16th birthday, they get writing on their wrist, almost like a tattoo. This writing, whatever it says, has something to do with your soulmate. It’s usually something like the first thing they say to you after it appears, or an inside joke you two will have, maybe a phrase they say a lot. Simply a push in the right direction, fate’s little nudge-nudge wink-wink about what future you have in store.

    Basically, this is a collection of oneshots of how everyone found their soulmate!
    (this will have overlapping ships, just go with it)

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    Finally, Zoey blurted it out, voice soft but sharp:

    “Have you ever thought of… something besides monogamy?”

    Mira’s thumb stilled on the screen. She looked up, slow. “…What?”

    Zoey’s hands twisted in her lap. “Like—not open relationships. Just… not just one person. Have you ever thought about being with more than one person and it still being okay?”

    She wasn’t looking at Mira. Her voice was tight, like it hurt to speak. Mira watched her with a furrowed brow, still quiet.

    “I feel so guilty all the time. Because I love you, Mira. I love you, and this doesn’t change that, but I see her and I want to make her smile and I want her to hold my hand and I think she’s beautiful and weird and sweet and I—”

    She finally looked up, tears shining in her eyes.

    “I think I ruined us. And I’m so sorry.”

    Mira just stared at her. Wide-eyed. Silent.

    Zoey’s heart dropped. “Say something.”

    Mira exhaled like she’d been holding her breath for a month.

    Then she visibly deflated—shoulders dropping, head tilting back against the wall—and let out a quiet, choked laugh.

    “…Oh thank god.”

    or.

    Rumi moves in with two strangers and they fall in love boom

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    23 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Oikawa discovers Iwaizumi's vibrator and relentlessly teases her about it. When she asks for a demonstration, Iwaizumi can't come up with a reason to deny her.

    Iwaizumi and Oikawa discover that vibrators are best enjoyed together.

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    12 Feb 2025

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    A retelling of that one scene in the archon quest if Aether were a little less patient and a little more fucked up over his own sister troubles.

    Or, the story of Wriothesley making a mistake

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    09 Oct 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 78

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    Why do you need to meet people, Oikawa says, and then moves to Hajime's ear: "You have me, Iwa-chan."

    Hajime shudders, chalking it up to the cold. "Yeah, well, you're not — like. A person."

    "Why do you need a person? You have Oikawa." He nuzzles against Hajime's ear and Hajime bats at him through the hoodie. "Like I have Iwa-chan. I do not need a person."

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    571
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    78
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    6,565

    14 Feb 2023

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    Bennett's luck effects everything in his life: if he puts out laundry to dry, it gets rained on, if there's a sale, he'll miss it. This is something most people are used to by now, watching the unlucky adventurer grapple everyday hardships like it's the norm. But it spreads into everything, including his private life, and his cycle, and who he happens to be around when those things malfunction. Maybe, just maybe though, it might go right. Just this once. Even if his partner is a little unexpected.

    Language:
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    Comments:
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    06 Jan 2023