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pool by hewndrama for elfstar
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer
26 Aug 2026
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Oh Ctimene, what would they say?
Your husband, your mother.
Your brother.
The little one.
The one who married her.
The one that took your husband away.
Another sip. Two. A swig. A gulp.
Another bottle.
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What happens when you mix a bored teen writer with a tiktok about fantasy jobs?
You get this.
A story about idiots in love, unruly magic, and a whole lot of issues.
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Heart Skips a Beat by HoloPumpkin
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
31 Aug 2026
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There’s a pang in Odysseus’ chest, close to his heart, that takes him aback and forces another sharp inhale. His vision goes blurry as he goes weak at the knees and begins to stagger more and more.
Maybe Diomedes steals a glimpse of him as he looks over his shoulder briefly. Maybe. Or maybe not.
Diomedes has just speeded forward anyway. Leaving Odysseus on his own.
Leaving him on his frail feet that threaten to give way underneath him.
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May as well sit down, he thinks, certain he’s said it out loud. Diomedes, wait…
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13 Sep 2026
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Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea For Morons by Platinumglow
Fandoms: Vingt mille lieues sous les mers | Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea - Jules Verne, 20.000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954), 20.000 Leagues Under the Sea: Submarine Voyage (Disney Parks Attraction), 20.000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954) RPF
07 Sep 2026
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Welcome under the ocean on a trip with Professor Arronax, his servant Conseil, Ned "I do NOT want to be here" Land, and Captain Nemo, the leader of this fantastic voyage. And I am here too, to summarize all of the descriptions and scientific names for fish. And all the fish notation. Seriously half this book is about fish.
Some warnings: book was written in the 1800s and thus may not reflect modern sentiments, I am the funny transcriber just remember that, a LOT of death, and a lot of violence
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05 Jul 2026
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this is sooo funny im crying
best summary of this book ive read fr
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Fanfic reformatted. Chapter 35 contains the short segments and ramblings of the old chapter 1🥰
Each chap is a oneshot of a new story scenario or requestslowly rewriting segments of the old chap 1 🥰
Requested chapters will be marked in the chapter's notes
Plz comment requests on chap 10!!!
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14 Jun 2026
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haven't read yet, saving for later cause i know this is going to be one HELL of a read /pos
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The Iliad For Morons by Platinumglow
Fandoms: The Iliad - Homer, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey (Movie 2026)
13 Sep 2026
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Guess who's not dead? That's right, your favorite summary series is back and ready to absolutely ruin Homeric classics for you. Yep, it's time for the Iliad, retold for absolute morons and written in the most hyperactive way possible. Plus, now I can tag with EPIC the Musical and piss off a whole NEW group of people! Yay!
Trigger Warnings: Kidnapping, being generally weird towards women, Agamemnon's entire existence, death, so much death, general war stuff. Again this book was written thousands of years ago and some of the general concepts are not OKAY in today's word but they were okay back then. Keep that in mind.
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05 Mar 2026
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Literally the funniest summary of the Iliad I've read. Also, very fun to read out loud.
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A Helluva Odyssey by EmiImagination
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series), EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
23 Apr 2026
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The Odyssey never truly ended...
Condemned to an eternity in Hell, Odysseus continued to sail through the Circle of Pride like a forgotten legend, his heart heavy with the memory of his lost men and his eyes fixed on one hope: to be reunited with his Penelope and Telemachus. But when Charlie Morningstar, a naive and luminous soul, offers him a chance at redemption, the man of a thousand tricks is forced to step out of the shadows. But how can a man, whose tricks have led to both glory and death, believe in a second chance when Hell is preparing for war against Heaven?
This is a story where the most cunning man of antiquity must choose whether he is a forgotten myth or ready to fight one last time for his friends.
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19 Jan 2026