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    Spotter by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    30 Jun 2026

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    You mention, offhand, that you’ve never had an orgasm. He’s never let a solvable problem go in his life.

    He proposes an experiment. Strictly platonic. Variables controlled.

    You say yes because he’s the only person who’s ever asked you what you wants in a voice that doesn’t expect an answer.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    do not get sand in my bed by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    15 Aug 2026

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    ryland comes home after a school trip covered in sand. you make him shower. i think you know what follows

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    21 Sep 2026

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    I know you Ryland Grace by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    22 Apr 2026

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    You and Ryland Grace knew each other in the past.. and not in a good way. Ever since he wrote his papers about life forms possibly not needing water, you and him bumped heads. Everything you stood for was torn apart by his careless words, and you couldn’t stand his arrogant behaviour.

    Now you’re the only two survivors who were thrown into this stupid Project Hail Mary thing. (Unfinished)

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    08 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 49

    Trust Me by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    04 Jul 2026

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    The school installs a wellness whiteboard. He tells you to drink water. You will not be drinking water. You were going to drink water, but he told you to, so now you won't.

    This applies to everything. Sandwiches. Shoes. Sitting down. Coming to bed. Especially coming to bed.

    He has a PhD and the patience of a man who has been doing the math on you for months. You have a spice rack you alphabetized for no reason and a stray cat named Rocky.

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    The sequel to Make Me

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    06 Sep 2026

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    Make Me by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    09 Jun 2026

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    Ryland Grace is a middle school science teacher who has, by your reasonable estimate, never once clocked a flirtation in his entire life. He explains photosynthesis by analogy. He bikes to school. He wears science pun t-shirts.

    You have been winding him up for eight months. You have been doing it for the love of the game. You have been getting away with everything. Then he figures it out.

    And it turns out he is significantly better at handling a brat than you had budgeted for.

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    06 Sep 2026