17 Works by heyginger
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Joe starts acting squirrely on New Year’s Eve, but Patrick doesn’t notice it then.
A short, fluffy holiday fic.
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Patrick spends the Believers Never Die Part Deux tour secretly monitoring his growing crush on Joe. He has an equation that he uses to keep track of it--it’s complicated, but it involves boner-thoughts, hand-holding-thoughts, addition, subtraction, and division, which has to be at least 3/4ths of the elements needed for a serious mathematical calculation. He furtively plots the results in a spreadsheet, doesn’t really think about it the rest of the time, and everything is very normal and totally fine.
Obviously.
Then Joe announces his plan to try online dating, and that goes straight to hell.
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A fanmix and artwork for Technology by rosiedoesfic .
I was so excited to get to create a complement for this fic! It's romantic, sweet, angsty, and grownup in just the right balance. Make sure to read it!
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Patrick finds out that he and Pete definitely aren’t dating on a Sunday evening in 2001.
On a Friday night in 2016, Pete finds out that, when they first met, Patrick thought they might have been dating.
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“Yeah,” Pete says. He takes a deep breath like he’s bracing himself for something. “Yeah, so...Patrick and I made a sex tape.” Suit Number Two’s pen drops to the table with a loud clatter. “And it got out, and it’s about to hit the internet.”
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When Pete can't sleep, he takes a bath. Sort of.
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It Ain't Fiction, Just a Natural Fact by heyginger
Fandoms: Criminal Minds, American Dad!
27 Apr 2017
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Spencer is dating Roger the Alien.
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Just pretend that I've been standing here, watching you watching me all of this
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Ladies underthings. You probably shouldn't read this. I'm just saying.
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The round, bumpy, perforated oatmeal cookie top and bottom surrounds a peanut butter-flavored layer inside. AKA: Pete and Patrick help their daughter have fun, develop valuable life skills, and make the world a better place.
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Remember when Patrick first got Penny and there was all that Penny/Bandit/Hemmy love-triangle MySpace drama? Yeah.
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The real problem is that, eventually, Pete and Andy start to notice the bruises.
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Sometimes the line between devotion and duty is blurry.
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Pete is Satan. Patrick should be terrified.
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Pete's life, and his dog, and his best friend.
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Originally written for lifeslushlips's Make Porn Not Wank festival. Just a porny little ficlet.
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...And that’s how Patrick ends up in the backseat of Pete’s car on his way to some haunted house in Wood Dale at 8:00 on a school night.