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Image of Professor Membrane from Invader Zim sipping tea from a ridiculously large cup.



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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    You’ve been locked in the dungeon of Card Castle for weeks now and the only thing you seem to have to look forward to is the King’s Duke of Puzzles passing by your cell during his nightly walks. You’re so lonely and you really wish he would notice you.

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    07 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    As a baker working for an infamous pie factory, you're content to spend your days happily crafting pastries and never wanting for more. But when a sudden journey brings a newfound closeness between you and a certain boss, you find yourself unable to resist your heart's desire with each passing day…

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    05 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    Jax told Pomni, in very clear unambiguous terms, that they were never friends and she should stop trying to find that sort of thing with him. But as it turns out... she isn't going to listen.

    Using Caine as a way to avoid Pomni's relentless attempts to bond is the perfect move! Caine is an idiot who can literally teleport him out of the Circus and away from the Jester at a moment's notice! It's an excellent plan.

    ... Until it starts backfiring, that is. But by the time he notices that, it might be too late for him to take it all back...

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    07 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    Post ep 7

    Caine isn't trying to hurt his humans, he really isn't. They're HIS humans after all. They belong to HIM. He loves them so so much and he just knows that they love him too.

    They have to? Don't they?

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    After the disaster that was his adventure in Episode 7, Caine decided that enough is enough and it's time to show his darling stars just how much he loves them. He'll do anything to show his humans how devoted to them he is and how devoted they should be to him!

    But the more he falls into this obsession, the more the souls trapped in the Digital World begin to fear they may never leave and that their jailor has a whole darker side that fills them with both fear and longing.

    Let's see where this leads, shall we?

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    21 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 68

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    Battat turned the corner while fixing Mike's stupid bowtie and crashed right into his boss, the two startling as the impact jolted the mug in Tenna’s hand. The liquid sloshed and splattered all over Battat and his costume.

    "Battat!” Tenna yelped, his antennas going crooked. He immediately bent down, fussing uselessly as though he could wipe away the damage before it set in. "Goodness, are you alright?! Does it burn?” The hand on Mike's cheek quickly slapped over Tenna's own mouth in realization.

    Battat twitched under the costume. What.

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    (Tenna has his own fun with Battat. Battat finds out that Tenna found out a long time ago.)

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    06 Oct 2025