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The journey to Erebor was a grueling affair, marked by blisters, rain, and the constant threat of being eaten. But for Bilbo Baggins, the greatest challenge wasn't the Orcs, it was the sheer logistical nightmare of being a Hobbit in a company of Dwarves who knew absolutely nothing about Hobbit physiology.
Most folk in Middle-earth knew that Hobbits had large, hairy feet. Some knew they had a penchant for seven meals a day. But very few knew about the ears, and almost no one outside the Shire knew about the tails.
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26 Mar 2026
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The Thing About Virgins... by TanukiMara
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Apr 2013
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In which Thorin is wilfully oblivious, Bilbo is a clingy virgin, Ori is a detached virgin, Dwalin is an asshole and everything ends well.
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24 Mar 2026
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The Depths of Gold-Sickness by Forest_x_Fox
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Mar 2026
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Bilbo squeezed Thorin’s hand in thanks as Dwalin and Gloin, the two closest to the secret door, struggled to push out the stone that was wedging it open. They got it free, and the door thudded shut. Darkness poured in around them, embracing them in its cold arms. Not a second too late. They heard another roar, and then the crackling fvoosh of dragon fire hitting the stone wall. They all backed up, fast. Once they were a good 20 feet back, a few of the dwarves reached to light torches.
The dim, flickering light of the fire spread out, pushing back the darkness, giving them a bubble of safety. There was a beat of silence.
“What do we do now?” Ori asked in a small voice.
“We wait.” Bilbo sighed.
OR: Thorin gets more gold sick than in the book/movies and gets really possessive of Bilbo. Angst ensues. (and fluff but it takes a minute)
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23 Mar 2026
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“Dwarves tend to use the stones they come from, but here,” Gandalf says, reaching into some hidden pocket of his robes and revealing a handful of very dirty gemstones. “Take these.”
Covered in dirt and all else, Bilbo really can’t see what he’s even looking at. A couple of gems, perhaps, or crystals. Only one tends to be actually cut into the fashion of rings, but the others look like they’ve come from the ground directly. One looks to be a garnet, but that’s the only color he recognizes.
“And pray tell,” Bilbo drawls, “what am I supposed to do with this?”
Gandalf laughs, fully bodied and leaning forward slightly. Bilbo can’t help but stare, half debating on throwing the mismatched rocks right onto the ground.
“Why, give it to Thorin, perhaps? As a token of… friendship,” Gandalf says.
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Or Bilbo gives Thorin a gem that means lust. Thorin eventually replies with a flower that means hate. They figure it out in the end.
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23 Mar 2026
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Bilbo has been learning everything he can about courting and dwarven customs and when he’s finally ready to reveal his gift to Thorin, he is rejected. Bitterly, Bilbo drowns himself in ale, and when another dwarf tries to pick a fight with him, Thorin rushes to his aid declaring him to be ‘the future Consort’. Bilbo is now wildly confused and quite sure he’s dreaming, but he knows for sure he doesn’t want to wake.
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19 Mar 2026