hostile_invasion
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Severus Snape didn't need to predict the future.
In a different life- in the Before-- he'd read 7 books all about that future and it. had. sucked! He wanted absolutely nothing to do with it! He wasn’t going to preserve the timeline, or assassinate Voldemort and save the wizarding world, oh no.
No. Lily Evans was going to live. She was going to live; they’d be best friends forever; and Severus would have a wonderful, magical time at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Too bad no one told the future that.
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- Part 1 of Cunning Folk
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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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A Pocket Full of Posies by lulu_lisbon
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
11 Apr 2024
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Don’t think too hard about the military dictatorship trying to single handedly lower the average life expectancy in Amestris. It won’t bode well for anyone’s mental health.
A how-to guide on surviving a brand new country, a new set of scientific rules, and no therapy. Semi-SI/OC.
(a fairly quickly paced story, bite-sized one shot)
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- Part 18 of lulu's self insert fics
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06 Apr 2026
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Cat's Paws on Still Water by CrouchingTiger28
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Apr 2026
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Despite his casual air, Shouta was laser focused. He took in and processed information in a snap. Usual things, like the visual appearance of the room he was entering, but also things unique to Heroes and things unique to cats. The room had narrow dimensions, cold tile floor, pale blue walls, a bed in one corner and a dresser in the other, and no handle at all on the inside of the door. It smelled of laundry detergent and disinfectant and the faint but unmistakable scent of blood and medicine. There were boxes pushed up against the floorboards, what looked like children’s toys, dolls and stuffed animals and coloring books, all in their original, untouched packaging. There was a little girl kneeling on the bed, fear on her face and pain written in every line of her body.
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Or: Catzawa in the Shie Hassaikai, what crimes will he commit (kidnapping is on the list. Really high on the list)Series
- Part 2 of Cat's Paws
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No Mirrors in the House by bluboopy
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Mar 2026
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Shirakumo is seventeen when he is slowly morphed into a bitter, cold version of himself. Kurogiri is twenty-four when he is captured by the heroes, and they try and salvage whatever's left in the mist. Both are a slow and agonizing process.
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You seem kind of evil, Baxia remarked when she first met the flute.
Yeah? The flute responded without first bothering to extend her perceptive aura out to see who was talking to her, sounding like a little punk, arrogant and bold. Well, you seem kind of – oh fuck oh fuck you’re terrifying!
This was true. Baxia was terrifying.
Please don’t destroy me! My master needs me!
Baxia said nothing, enjoying how the flute squirmed, and nudged her own master pointedly.
Do not destroy Chenqing, her master responded with a sigh. He knew Baxia well. Her master is on our side.
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02 Apr 2026