8 Works by howlinglight
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The Gang Gets Trapped In A Cave (or The One Where Dennis Banged Elon Musk) by howlinglight
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
23 Jul 2018
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Dennis leaned close to his sister. “Have you been reading Charlie communist propaganda?”
"Why are you asking me?” she hissed. “You think I don’t have better things to do with my time?”
“There’s no one else to ask, you bitch," Dennis replied."Because Elon Musk is picking us off like flies.”The gang gets trapped in a cave and Dennis calls the only person he knows who can save them. Unfortunately, he isnt very good at it.
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One troubled veterinarian, an aspiring actress stuck working for her brother, and their frequent, unexpected guest slowly attempt to figure each other out, discovering an unexpected connection, and culminating in a night that none of them will forget. This is the story of an old grudge, a stolen credit card, a bag of cocaine, and about 80 cats.
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"It doesn't have to be gay," Dennis says. "I mean, one guy gives another guy a rocket launcher, there's nothing gay about that."
It's simple. It's not true. It should be enough.
"It could be, though," Mac says softly. "Could be gay."Super short scene set later on the same night as The Gang Tends Bar. Mac wants to talk and Dennis gets overwhelmed.
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"I was thinking about that- the thing on your neck, you showed me."
"The hickey?" Dennis asks, raising his eyebrows.
"Yeah."Set during The Gang Gets Trapped In The Woods, after the casino and before the charity event.
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"Therefore," David reads, "Do not let what you know is good be spoken of as evil."
"But God said homosexuality is evil," Mac interjects. "In another part of the Bible- In- In Leviticus."
"Leviticus says a lot of things, Mac. Saint Paul didn't believe that all of them were deal breakers. You don't have to believe that either."What if Mac didn't have to choose between his sexuality and his faith? Presenting a version of Mac's conversation with the gay couple on the cruise that doesn't leave him convinced there is no God. This also serves as a sequel to Romans 14:11, though you don't need to have read that to follow this.
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- Part 2 of Epistle to the Romans
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Mac is staring wide eyed at Dennis who's bleeding feral energy from every pore. Feeling lost at sea he says, barely above a whisper, "What are you talking about?"
"I think you need something new to worship, Mac."
Again, Dennis says "Let me show you."
Mac has really been pushing the Catholic thing lately. Dennis gets jealous of God.Series
- Part 1 of Epistle to the Romans
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"No ones gonna love me," he says pitifully.
Dennis stops short realising what has to happen next. He swallows hard but doesn’t back down from what he's started.
"I care about you."
"Yeah?" Charlie sniffs.
"Yeah." Dennis replies. "I love you, man."
Then, as if the truth of his words depended on it, Dennis closes the last fraction of space between them.
Immediately following Charlie's disastrous date during The Waitress Is Getting Married, Charlie has a breakdown and Dennis does what Dennis does best. -
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As Mac realizes, with a sudden warming rush of memory, who that pale and perfect creature curled against him is, the idea that this is the closest either of them might ever get to heaven doesn’t seem so bad.
Mac and Dennis waking up together for the first time.