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The Good, The Bad, and The Dirty by DontKillAnybody, howtotrainyourbat
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
14 Jul 2016
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Kurt is a young, just freshly starting photographer and of course, it doesn't take long for the cute newbie to get sucked into the whirl of sex and scandals that the model world brings with it.
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For his birthday, Kurt gets dragged to a strip club.
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Drabbles and Oneshots centering all Robins by howtotrainyourbat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
06 May 2016
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au where JayTim are assassins and run into a trap, one of them gets injured and can’t continue on without the other’s help and there are too many opponents for one of them to take on and they decide to die together, barricade themselves in a room, lay out explosives to at least take most of their enemies with them as one of them is dying anyways from the injuries
inspired by Pixie Lott’s “Bang” and a scene in the early seasons of Supernatural
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Grace brought a duffel bag full of toys. Leon came home from a mission barely able to stand.
Some nights, intimacy looks nothing like you planned.
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- Part 1 of Off-Record Data
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22 Apr 2026
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Grace averted her eyes, fixed them on her own hands, twisting her cocktail glass in nervous circles beneath the bleary pumpkin light of the ridiculously swanky bar.
"W-w-well," she said, and the blood rushed to her cheeks. "My therapist encouraged me to ask you."
Leon raised an eyebrow. "Your therapist encouraged you to ask a man twice your age to take your virginity?"
"Well, uh. Actually, you're forty-nine, and I'm not quite twenty-four, so it's actually, like. S-Slightly more than twice."
"Oh. Well, that changes everything," he said drily.
After a life spent in the shadows, Grace decides she wants to experience more of what life has to offer. Leon Kennedy is the only man she trusts to handle the job.Bookmarked by howtotrainyourbat
04 Apr 2026
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“Alright, love.” He checks the framing on Cam 1, glances at your reflection in the mirror, then at your face. “Last notes: I steer. They can suggest. If you hate a suggestion, I ignore it. If something’s off, you touch my wrist twice.” He catches your hand, taps the inside of your wrist to show you where he wants the signal. “You’re not a prop. You’re the point.”
You swallow. “Understood.”
“Good girl.” It lands like heat. “You ready to make ‘em pay through the nose?”
You laugh; it shakes. “God, yes.”
He smiles, half wolf, half warmth, and hits Go Live.
Or; Kinktober: Mirror Sex (feat. Pornstar!Price)
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- Part 17 of Kinktober 2025
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30 Mar 2026
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something in the water by andypantsx3
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Dec 2025
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As a future marine biologist, you’ve scored big on your final internship: a summer in the tropics, researching the waters off the coast of a lush, sunny island. But what you thought would be all beach days and piña coladas turns out to be the revelation of a lifetime when you haul in a handsome merprince, and discover not everything in these waters is quite as it seems.
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11 Oct 2025
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vested interest by andypantsx3
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 Jul 2021
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You’d just thought Shouto was absent minded, accidentally leaving behind a jacket or a sweater or his vest. You didn’t realize this was a thing.
(In which Todoroki Shouto—despite his quirk—has zero chill, and uses his clothes to stake his claim on you.)
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10 Oct 2025