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Sticks And Stones Have Broken Our Bones (They Need No Words To Hurt Us) by humane
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types
04 Aug 2019
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The thing about mainstream superheroes, Peter thinks, is that while they are experts at locating evil lairs/labs/towers/etc, they do seem to forget that most of the criminal population lurk homeless in the somewhat filthier and less dignified back alleys of the city. But no worries, really, Peter's got that part of the job covered.
Or: in which Peter collects a royal Norse deity from behind the neighborhood trashcan, and it’s his soulmate.
Updates in the pace of a snail.
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I Need Fire To Fuel My Ashes (But All I Am Is Cold) by humane
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types
20 Jul 2016
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Some people live life twice, and some lovers meet each other twice. The past begins with an impeccably shaved head, a broken Bifrost, and a fate that takes a death to prevent. The present begins with a ruined gift, an ancient magical artifact of dubious origin, and an inadvisable amount of curiousity on the part of a certain genius mortal.
Or: The one in which Tony is the reincarnation of Sigyn, and Loki wants to murder him in fiercely creative ways.
Note: Continued since May 2016. Also, Iron man 3 and anything from and beyond Avengers 2 didn't happen, so Tony still has Jarvis and his arc reactor.
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Kylo sees the wrong island.
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- Part 4 of Skywalking Through The Galaxy- Kylux
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A General Guide to Skywalking by humane for
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
20 Apr 2016
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Hux is wearing a close-fitting black suit with subtle hints of red symbolizing the First Order, and the entire galaxy is clearly conspiring against Kylo as the lighting is perfect for Hux's pale lashes to draw faint shadows under his eyes. Add that to the lopsided smile that Hux sends his way, and Kylo really can't be blamed for blurting out "You're lovely." in the middle of the thankfully empty balcony.
"What?" Hux says, dumbfounded.
"Not objectively!" Kylo almost shouts in despair, "Just to people like me. That love you."Or: Hux likes Kylo. Kylo likes Hux. Amnesia resolves things for their pining, because these two idiots are too stupid to take care of it themselves.
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- Part 3 of Skywalking Through The Galaxy- Kylux
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How Not To Train Your Not-sith Enemy by humane for hollycomb
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
19 Apr 2016
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"Forgive me, master." Hux murmured, head bowed in shame, "I feel it again. The pull from the dark. It tempts me more each time."
Luke arched a single bushy eyebrow. You? Tempted? it seemed to say.
"It's Kylo Ren." Hux admitted. Sympathy and profound understanding blossomed on Luke's face, the likes of which could only be observed in individuals that had personally experienced the unique brand of disaster that was Kylo Ren.
"Are you tempted by his chaos?" he prompted. "His unbridled power? His seeming freedom? None of those are the way of the force."
Hux frowned, puzzled. "No." he said, "I'm just tempted to decapitate him."Or: In which Hux is an EXTREMELY uptight jedi knight and Kylo is the not-sith that gives Hux aneurisms with the sheer blazing power of his incompetence.
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- Part 1 of Skywalking Through The Galaxy- Kylux
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An Unorthodox Method Of Sharing A Future by humane for hollycomb
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars - All Media Types
03 Apr 2016
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An AU in which soulmates are signified by the act of sharing: sharing a meal, sharing a memory, sharing a regret or a mutual resolve. Ben is a reluctant jedi knight abundant in power and lacking in principle, Hux is a newly-promoted general harassed by duty. For some reason, they share dreams.
Or: Ben is a confused and belligerent Cupid and Hux is an overworked Psyche who doesn't so much fall asleep as lapse into an involuntary state of half-consciousness.
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- Part 2 of Skywalking Through The Galaxy- Kylux
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Do you find me abominable? Grantaire had said, instead of answering; yet an answer was in that question nonetheless. Enjolras had known then, what would kill Grantaire quicker than the heat of a midday sun: a nod was all it would take.
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The Vegan Vampire by humane
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF), Youtube RPF
30 Dec 2015
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The Amazing Phil Lester, starving philanthropist vampire and lover of houseplants.
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The one in which Sidney deals with the not-human, Zhenya is a bear-human, and a letter arrives from Nicklas.
Warning: this is a fanwork of Ferritin4's amazing fic, 'The Woman In Blue', in which Nicklas is a priest and Alex is a man-wolf. This won't make much sense without having read it. If you haven't, I feel sincerely sorry for you as it's one of the top five fics I've ever read across all fandoms.
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Under My Skin (I'd Let You Touch) by humane
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies)
03 Aug 2015
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The one in which Tony is simultaneously a selkie and his usual self-destructive self.
Or: "You want my pelt."
"Yes."
"You can take it."Series
- Part 4 of Unlikely AUs
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It's Not The Train I'm Waiting For by humane
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Inception (2010)
13 Jul 2015
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The one in which Tony is haunted by a past mistake, Steve is haunted by Bucky's inability to wake up, Pepper is haunted by Tony's stupidity, and the plot is haunted by trains.
Or: "Pepper, I appreciate your concern. But trust me, I'm disturbingly used to being speared, dropped, dunked, crushed, and- in one memorable occasion- exploded. Another gruesome death isn't going to break me. "
+Warning: Will not make much sense without knowledge of the movie Inception.
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- Part 2 of Unlikely AUs
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Oh, What Light Through Yonder Window Breaks? by humane
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare
09 Jul 2015
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The one in which Romeo and Juliet try to hate each other. On principle. Or, well, okay, because their daddies told them to.
Or: "Fuck." says the second son of House Æsir, scrambling to shield his eyes from the blinding ray of light coming through his window. "You toothless slobbering Bigelsnipe, Stark!"
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- Part 1 of Unlikely AUs
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Renewed Shall Be The Blade by humane
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 May 2015
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In a world where Weapons are treasured rarities and Meisters their unknowing counterparts, Loki recovers a part of himself on Earth that he never knew was lost.
Or: Wanda does not abandon her place when Pietro is shot down. It kills her, wrecks her brother, and saves a long-tormented god.
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No One Knew It Burned by humane for Arkada
Fandoms: Thor - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types
23 Apr 2015
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Perhaps from love, perhaps despair
I would not know. No one did tell.
I said no vow before your grave
I did not speak. No one could tell
I kept one burning somewhere safe...
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- Part 7 of Rhythmic Lovesongs
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A Sonnet For Firejuggler by humane for fire_juggler
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Wolf (TV), Welcome to Night Vale, X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, The Hobbit - All Media Types
22 Apr 2015
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The gist of this sonnet: Go listen to fire_juggler's works.
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Shall I Compare Thee To A Wrench Untamed? by humane
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types
06 Apr 2015
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Shall I compare thee to a wrench untamed?
Thou art more shiny, and much less temperate...In which Tony does not understand decent metaphors. Or iambic pentameter. Or any sort of poetic decency whatsoever.
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- Part 6 of Rhythmic Lovesongs
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Thorin survives the battle. Bilbo doesn't.
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- Part 5 of Rhythmic Lovesongs
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Nine Eleven Ten- A Poem by humane for Subtilior
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
16 Mar 2015
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Nine for secret, eleven for love,
Ten for sorrow- Raven, he's here.
And Raven, it's a fairytale
He brings in shreds between his teeth,
Rather like Beauty And The Beast
(Though romance has long gone stale)
It is a tale of secrets, lies,
A maze with guarded treasure chests...
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- Part 4 of Rhythmic Lovesongs
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Do you hear the people sing-
Singing the song of angry men?
For I do not. To me the ring
Of death, the rhythmic drumming omen
Of end is all I comprehend...Series
- Part 2 of Rhythmic Lovesongs
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They say the world I walk is tainted gray
My footsteps reek of shadows; good or ill
They say I do not care. Keep pity at bay
The tide of meddlesome life is for me still...Series
- Part 3 of Rhythmic Lovesongs
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