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Sticks And Stones Have Broken Our Bones (They Need No Words To Hurt Us) by humane
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types
04 Aug 2019
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The thing about mainstream superheroes, Peter thinks, is that while they are experts at locating evil lairs/labs/towers/etc, they do seem to forget that most of the criminal population lurk homeless in the somewhat filthier and less dignified back alleys of the city. But no worries, really, Peter's got that part of the job covered.
Or: in which Peter collects a royal Norse deity from behind the neighborhood trashcan, and it’s his soulmate.
Updates in the pace of a snail.
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I Need Fire To Fuel My Ashes (But All I Am Is Cold) by humane
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types
20 Jul 2016
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Some people live life twice, and some lovers meet each other twice. The past begins with an impeccably shaved head, a broken Bifrost, and a fate that takes a death to prevent. The present begins with a ruined gift, an ancient magical artifact of dubious origin, and an inadvisable amount of curiousity on the part of a certain genius mortal.
Or: The one in which Tony is the reincarnation of Sigyn, and Loki wants to murder him in fiercely creative ways.
Note: Continued since May 2016. Also, Iron man 3 and anything from and beyond Avengers 2 didn't happen, so Tony still has Jarvis and his arc reactor.
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Kylo sees the wrong island.
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- Part 4 of Skywalking Through The Galaxy- Kylux
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A General Guide to Skywalking by humane for
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
20 Apr 2016
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Hux is wearing a close-fitting black suit with subtle hints of red symbolizing the First Order, and the entire galaxy is clearly conspiring against Kylo as the lighting is perfect for Hux's pale lashes to draw faint shadows under his eyes. Add that to the lopsided smile that Hux sends his way, and Kylo really can't be blamed for blurting out "You're lovely." in the middle of the thankfully empty balcony.
"What?" Hux says, dumbfounded.
"Not objectively!" Kylo almost shouts in despair, "Just to people like me. That love you."Or: Hux likes Kylo. Kylo likes Hux. Amnesia resolves things for their pining, because these two idiots are too stupid to take care of it themselves.
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- Part 3 of Skywalking Through The Galaxy- Kylux
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How Not To Train Your Not-sith Enemy by humane for hollycomb
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
19 Apr 2016
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"Forgive me, master." Hux murmured, head bowed in shame, "I feel it again. The pull from the dark. It tempts me more each time."
Luke arched a single bushy eyebrow. You? Tempted? it seemed to say.
"It's Kylo Ren." Hux admitted. Sympathy and profound understanding blossomed on Luke's face, the likes of which could only be observed in individuals that had personally experienced the unique brand of disaster that was Kylo Ren.
"Are you tempted by his chaos?" he prompted. "His unbridled power? His seeming freedom? None of those are the way of the force."
Hux frowned, puzzled. "No." he said, "I'm just tempted to decapitate him."Or: In which Hux is an EXTREMELY uptight jedi knight and Kylo is the not-sith that gives Hux aneurisms with the sheer blazing power of his incompetence.
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- Part 1 of Skywalking Through The Galaxy- Kylux
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Skywalking Through The Galaxy- Kylux by humane
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
16 May 2016
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Unlikely AUs by humane
Fandom Inception (2010), Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types, Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types
03 Aug 2015
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Rhythmic Lovesongs by humane
Fandom Guardians of Childhood - William Joyce, Iron Man - All Media Types, Les Misérables - All Media Types, Rise of the Guardians (2012), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
23 Apr 2015
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Frostiron crack by humane
Fandom The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor - All Media Types
07 Nov 2014
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A Role Reversal AU where Naruto is the bitter angry runaway one and Sasuke and Sakura chase him around and also they change the world probably.
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01 May 2020
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Little House in the Hellscape Prairie by TartCherryScones
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Mar 2020
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Luo Binghe meets Shen Yuan in the Endless Abyss.
Shen Yuan: Hello, neighbor! Would you like some tea?
Luo Binghe: Gods, he’s so fucking cute! How am I supposed to take over the world now?! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ┻━┻
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24 Apr 2020
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After Javert is assigned to discover a blackmailer within a public-house that caters to men who prefer other men, Valjean is unexpectedly drawn into the case. Together they must stop the blackmailer before any lives can be ruined...including their own.
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18 Jul 2019
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Instead of committing suicide, Javert goes on a three-day bender. When Valjean finds him, Javert assumes he's a hallucination. Things proceed awkwardly from there.
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“Where are you going?” the hallucination asked, which was foolish. Surely his brain knew what Javert planned.
“To the nearest--” Javert paused, looked at the recently vacated wine-ship, and amended what he had been about to say. “To the next wine-shop. Obviously I am not drunk enough if you are here.”
The apparition got to its feet with a wince, as though his mind had ridiculously conjured aches and pains with which to torment Valjean’s specter. “Javert, your words make no sense,” it said, and Javert laughed again.
“I am making perfect sense.” He touched his pocket where he kept his money, frowned. “I hope you are only a drink or two from going away. I do not know how much more beer I can afford.”
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18 Jul 2019
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Venom drags Eddie into a seedy club out of sheer curiosity. Trying to make the most of a night he didn't choose for himself, Eddie tries to get laid. Instead, he gets mugged. Afterwards, Venom doesn't let Eddie feel too disappointed about the missed opportunity.
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Bookmarked by humane
15 Oct 2018