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“I don’t care about anything like I care about you. Not even this kingdom. My place is with you.”
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Dream is the Crown Prince and the future king. His sworn duty is to protect his kingdom from outside threats, especially from the scourge of magic.George is his best friend and, technically, his servant. And he has a secret.
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- Part 1 of Protected
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- English
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11 Apr 2023
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"You - was that a pick up line?" He asks, taken back, and Dream almost laughs. "I'm about to steal a seventeen million dollar artifact, and your first instinct is to flirt with me?"
"I mean, I don't know, why not," Dream smiles, despite being able to list many reasons as to why not.(Dream, local superhero, attempts to recruit the infamous art thief that keeps slipping away.
Clay, local college student, attempts not to fall in love with the waiter who knows an unnatural amount about art.)- Language:
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20 Dec 2021
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“My dream, huh?”
He smiled hopefully. “Yeah, your dream.”
A small smile broke out over the prince’s face despite the tears.
“I like that.” He looked up into his friend's eyes. “Dream.”
“George.” Clay answered back.
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A Snow White inspired AU, where George is the prince, and he stumbles across a very peculiar cabin in the woods full of mischievous personalities ;)
Meanwhile Sapnap, beloved Captain of the Guard, battles with the truth of his past and present as he searches for answers within the kingdom.
(ft. SBI, Beeduo, and others)
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29 Nov 2021
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“I could’ve,” Dream admits. “So many times.”
Sapnap stays quiet a moment, and while Dream sniffles, the little girl in his lap turns, taps against his face like the tears are common. Dream kisses at her hand, promises her he is okay. He acts like nothing is wrong. Like Sapnap isn’t crying in front of him too, when he should be scolding Dream.
“Why didn’t you?” Sapnap asks as he swipes the back of his hand over his nose. “I mean, not even George?”
The mention of their other friend brings Dream into a new reality. Soft, brown, messy hair on his screen, a grin that laughs and cheeks that turn rosy any time Dream teases him. A light squeal into his headset at the late hours of the night, once Dream is alone in his tranquility. George, the rough paper that sands Dream down. Warm, fluffy bread. Fuck, Dream thinks.
Dream decides to tell his friends about his daughter right before they move in.
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- Part 1 of green tea ice cream
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27 Nov 2021
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“You’ve lost, like, a third of your games so far.”
“You follow our sport?” Dream asks, pulling his shirt over his head. That obnoxious smile has returned to his face, but it looks more flattered now – genuine and only a little bit sleazy. George wants it gone.
George shifts his weight. “I follow every sport.”
“I’m touched, Georgie.”
after a season of conflicting games and locker room arguments, it's safe to say that the captains of manberg university's soccer and football teams hate each other.- Language:
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03 Nov 2021