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Stan needs to get to Oregon. You need to get to California. He has a car. You have a cunt.
(Avril voice) Can I make it any more obvious?
Don't worry. He'll take you out to dinner first. (But he's not paying)
(Or Pre-Postcard Mullet Stan meets you in a bar and you find out you’ll never need anyone else. Except it’s never that easy)
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Mullet Stanley is in his feelings (again!)
Woah! Earth-shatteringly-important person getting accolades and an opportunity to leave Stan Pines behind in the dust? If I had a nickel every time that happened… well, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
(Part of a series, probably won’t make sense without Hungry Heart)
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Mr. Pines has been a lingering presence in your life. A set piece. Never anything important, at least, not until you stumble upon old photographs of some grifter that looks extraordinarily like him. And along with the photographs, a reward for any information on his whereabouts.
With nothing better to do, you pay him a little visit, and see if you can uncover what’s beneath the fez.
(Inspired by week 2 of Stanuary prompt, ‘Wanted’, but not including in collection b/c explicit)
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Mullet Stanley is in his feelings, letting you tend to his wounds after he got into a fist fight defending you. You should kiss it better or something :p
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Too Much Sun Spoils the Blood by hunmie
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
27 Aug 2024
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“You’re not a monster, Astarion. Everyone needs to eat.”
“You’re adorable. Do you lie to everyone else in the group as easy as you lie to me? I didn't think you had it in you.” Astarion grins to flash his fangs, stumbling to the side and feeling the bear's blood and wine force his words to slur.
“Should I take it as a compliment? That I’m the only one capable of ruining your blind trust? Or is it just because I’m an undead beast that your god wants you to kill?”
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Morena is a somewhat slow but sunny and well-intentioned monk, trying to worship a god who never answers her, but always watches coldly from above. Now, being pulled away from her life dedicated to the sun amidst all the chaos of the tadpole, she feels heretical. She is jealous of the man with such clear cut instructions and purpose by his god, desperate to learn how to process loss from the Sharran cleric, and tempted by the vampire spawn, an undead affront to her god, who takes it as a personal slight that she could worship anything besides him.
Blind enthusiasm can only get her so far, especially when pushed to her breaking point. What has to happen before she finally learns to say No?
(First smut is on ch. 6)
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If you think you can save me (I dare you to try) - Hungry Heart Series by hunmie
Fandom Gravity Falls
15 Dec 2025
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Andromeda’s a big wide open galaxy / Nothing in it for me except a heart that’s lazy / Running for my own life now, I’m really turning some time / Looking up to the sky for something I may never find
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The Unrecorded Hours by hollycomb
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, The Hunger Games (Movies)
18 Jan 2013
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Katniss and Peeta in the weeks and months after the war.
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Bookmarked by hunmie
27 Dec 2025
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You’re working as Rico’s right hand. Calculating. Impeccably dressed. Kind of an asshole. Stan’s his resident attack dog with the face of a mugshot and the charm of a wet sock. Together, you're aiming to gun him down and seize the throne yourself.
But when Rico starts sniffing around your secret power plays, you do what any self-respecting traitor would: slap on a smile and declare, “I’m dating him.”
So here you are—second most dangerous person in the city, stuck faking a relationship with the human equivalent of a brick wall. Fake dates, quiet threats, long stakeouts. You ask the questions. He follows your lead. And it works—until it doesn’t.
Because Stan’s not as dumb as he looks. And you? You’ve never been good at wanting things.
So go ahead. Call him the wrong name. Make him pay. Smile like it’s all just business.
(But don’t look too long. You might not like what stares back.) -
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30 years ago, Stanley Pines was the collateral damage of a breakup that broke through time and space.
This is how he got home.
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- Part 1 of stanley pines, space pirate
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Onboard the Stan-o'-War II and towards the very start of its journeying, a very tired Stanford contemplates life, the universe, and molecules.
Bookmarked by hunmie
11 Jan 2025
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Ford Gets An Abortion.
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- Part 1 of Monsterfucker Ford Series
Bookmarked by hunmie
15 Nov 2024