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  1. Rec 28

    My Roommate, The Merman by

    Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers  

    19 Apr 2018

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    AU. Mikkel Densen was a perfectly average nineteen-year-old student—except for the fact that he had a merman living in his bathtub.

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    They Shall be One Flesh by

    Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)  

    22 Dec 2023

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    For his whole life, Utah has been taught that romance and sexuality is to be between a man and a woman. They are to be sealed in a temple of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, where they will be not married till death do they part, but instead for eternity. He has a wife, Ilithiya, whom he loves very much. Why, then, does he feel so lustful towards another man?

    I started this fic in September 2023 and had to make several changes after the 2023 Thanksgiving episode (Where we are introduced to more members of Utah's family). I have done my best to remove inconsistencies and errors, but please respectfully point out if I have forgotten any in the comments.

    If you have trauma related to Mormonism, it's best if you don't read this. There's a lot about Mormon beliefs and culture. Take care of yourself.

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  3. Rec 34

    Fuck California (wait no, not like That) by

    Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series), Welcome To The Statehouse (Web Series)  

    20 Dec 2022

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    Texas keeps waking up with that post-fucked feeling, and his cities are having way too much fun not telling him who he's been sleeping with. Shenanigans ensue.

    Featuring: Texas literally yelling at his own brain, Cal being an absolute bastard who we love and adore, and hate sex that is more like "I dislike you but I respect you and you're hot" sex. Also, Oklahoma being suspiciously invested in his rivalry with Texas.

    Enjoy.

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    Nacht der Volksgeister by

    Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series), Welcome To The Statehouse (Web Series)  

    01 Nov 2022

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    Greg and his fellow crew members are sent to film an episode of The Statehouse one night, unfortunately they don't know just how dangerous and supernatural this night truly is.

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    01 Nov 2022

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    Cryptid States 3 AM Challenge??? *GONE WRONG*

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    Why do we hurt ourselves? by

    Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series), Welcome To The Statehouse (Web Series)  

    09 Nov 2022

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    California knows he has no friends, it doesn't make it hurt any less.

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    23 Oct 2022