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Initial warning: I don’t condone anything these characters do, I don’t agree with anything they do, they are just fictional characters. But I do not agree with anything violent or morally wrong.
Anyway, this is an outlast story so you can kind of guess why I’m saying that.
From Singer to killer, You’re the new Prime Asset in the Murkoff Corp and you got to find your own way to fit in. You’re a murderer, they are too, so it should be a piece of cake! Although, one particular Asset takes a liking to you.
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04 Nov 2025
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You are a nurse working for Murkoff. Doctor Easterman himself selected you to assess the Sinyala Facility’s newest Prime Asset - Franco Barbi.
You quickly learn why you were chosen and face the consequences.
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- Part 1 of Reparenting Lupara
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23 Aug 2025
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She breathes in a puff, holding the cigarette between her fingers as she unbuckles her belt. “If you climb the saddle, be ready for the ride,” cigarette smoke billows out as she speaks. The saying, especially coming from Sevika, is one thousand times sexier than ‘save a horse, ride a cowboy.’ She takes another drag of her cigarette as she adjusts her hips forward.
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or you meet a sexy outlaw at the bar and she takes you home.Series
- Part 1 of COWBOY SEVIKA
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20 Nov 2024
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She rereads the extranet hit, pressing her lips together. “Garrus? That…dust cloud. It was a type of pollen, wasn’t it?”
“Pretty sure, yeah,” he gasps. “One of Liara’s hits caused the plant to practically explode. I didn’t have time to run before breathing it in.”
That’s what she was afraid of. “I know what’s wrong with you.”
“Nothing is wrong. I’m fine.”
“You’re not fine.” She closes her omni-tool and approaches him. “You’re suffering from heightened arousal. You need release or it’s not gonna get any better.”
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AKA, garrus gets hit by cloud of sex pollen and shep is the one who needs to help with his release to get the reaction out of his system. they both think the sex is strictly situational until shep approaches garrus to talk with him about it after the fact. that's when they finally realise they've both been harbouring feelings for each other.
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12 Sep 2023
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They Had Ridges, I Had Flexibility by BlueClanMarkings, Devi_Seren
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
15 Jan 2024
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Commander Shepard meets Garrus Vakarian by accident in a bar. She quickly learns three things as time goes by:
- This turian is going to steal her heart
- She is definitely a sub
- Most of the challenges she faces while tracking Saren down can definitely be solved by fucking even more turians.In other words: Shameless and raunchy turian-human porn with only as much plot as necessary. We say, "not today, canon" and we mean it. This adventure is for the both of our enjoyments and we sincerely hope it will tickle your fancy, too.
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- Part 5 of Female Shepard/Garrus Vakarian
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12 Sep 2023