i_smell_penniez
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There’s a tug at his hand and then a pair of soft lips meet his hand. Lance’s eyes fly open and kneeling right in front of him is Prince Silas, a warm smile over his lips. Everything stops and he can’t fucking breathe.
“It would be my honor for you to be my lover during the Paeonia Ceremony” He says.
“Fuck no” Keith replies.
“Oh my god” Pidge groans behind her hands and Lance has to whole-heartedly agree.
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08 Sep 2025
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A fuck-or-die fairytale in which Draco Malfoy lives a despicable and unapologetic life — that is, until he's cursed to die unless he can fall in love with and fuck Harry Potter.
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06 Oct 2022
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As a child, Eddie always dreamt of becoming a doctor but things don’t always go as planned - especially when you’re still sleeping with a stuffed animal.
At twenty-four, he still deals with his fair share of people passing out and crying underneath a needle, but not medically. Instead, he spent his years in college exploring the world of art and went on to work as a tattoo artist in his own shop. In a way, the two are very similar, at least that’s what he tells himself when a newly legal teenager tells him that they’re so grateful that he’d tattooed the word ‘bitch’ on the inside of their lip.
Going into every appointment he prepares himself for the worst, but the majority of them are smooth sailing. Every once in a while he’ll get the occasional dizzy individual or the one who takes one look at the gun and flees. Other times, they’re calm and quiet through the whole process. All in all, every person he meets is different from the rest.
His last appointment for the night is especially different.
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- Part 3 of NSFW Tumblr Prompts.
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15 Jul 2022
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Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
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26 May 2022
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Richie's not exactly sure how they got here.
He's not one to complain, though.
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11 Nov 2020