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    Hard work beats genius. Zanka is gonna tattoo that onto the sorry fuckin' hide of everyone who's ever doubted him, and he's gonna start with Jabber fuckin' Wonger. He's gonna prove he's nothing like that guy, or his shithead family.

    (The rush he feels at the sight of blood, at the sweet sound of agony, doesn't mean a thing.)

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    27 Dec 2025

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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

    Disclaimer: do NOT feed my work into generative AI or I will fucking GET you.

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    24 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 47

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    Zanka clenched his jaw as Jabber closed the distance, bitterness burning hot at how familiar it was—like this wasn’t the first time they’d ended up tangled, breath to breath, pretending it meant nothing.

    His breath came in sharp, controlled pulls, Assistaff held loosely at his side, its gleaming tip pointing to the cracked ground. Jabber now stood a few feet away, one hand clutching a shallow, weeping across his bicep where Zanka’s staff had sliced through fabric and skin earlier.

    “Damn, Mr Bad Attitude,” Jabber rasped, a wide, unhinged grin splitting his face. His pink eyes glittered with something beyond battle-lust. “You been workin’ out, dog? That stung like a mother. Feels amazing.”

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    Or Zanka and Jabber clash for the first time in a while —and nothing’s changed.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Ever since his return to Korea, the lives of Ijin Yu and 001 have mostly run parallel to one another. There have been periodic intersections – instances where 001 needed to step in to protect what’s important – but he’s always been able to maintain that careful boundary.

    His friends at school, Dayeon, Grandpa – they all belong to the safer, gentler world of Ijin Yu. The dangers are different: low-end gangsters and high school bullies and the occasional threat to the SW Corporation. It’s not a world where he’s supposed to lose people.

    When someone close to Ijin is targeted by assassins, he struggles to find the balance between being a normal teenager and being 001, trained mercenary.

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    [Alternatively, Yeona receives threatening letters, Ijin hates hiding the truth, and Seokju gets dragged into the worst vacation ever. Oh, and the Numbers decide to get involved.]

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    20 Jun 2025

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