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Of fucking course. by LowPolyAngel
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jun 2024
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Recently, Peter has been genuinely considering telling Wade who he is out of the suit. The thought doesn’t scare him as much as he thought it would. When his aunt May passed away a few years ago, Deadpool was there for him through it all. He took Peter’s patrols when he was too depressed to, gave Peter space when he needed it, invaded it when necessary, and let Peter crash at his for a few months. Those few months were enough to make Peter realize that he trusted Deadpool wholeheartedly.
There is something holding Peter back, though.
It’s that Peter’s current life is just kind of pathetic, and Peter doesn’t want Deadpool seeing him that way. Deadpool likes to theorize about what Peter does for work, since he’s “So smart for a smartass”. Oftentimes, what he guesses are way above what Peter could possibly achieve at the moment. He also thinks that Peter lives in a nice apartment somewhere uptown. Something with lots of sunlight and expensive furniture. All of these scenarios were wrong, of course. They couldn’t be further from the truth if they tried. So, he'll hold off on telling Deadpool who he is until Peter gets his life together.
That is until Deadpool crashed into Peter Parker's life unexpectedly.
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28 Sep 2026
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Damian gets the wrong idea. Then everyone gets the wrong idea. Poor reader...
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12 Sep 2026
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Luke is nineteen years old when he unknowingly makes a Mandalorian a widower, without ever actually dying.
Or: Luke and Din get married pre-new hope, and lose each other for 9 years. They find each other again.
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06 Sep 2026
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You're gonna wanna be my bestfriend, baby by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
30 Sep 2023
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Peter’s given up caring about his identity around Wade. They're friends, proper friends, not just the kind of we-trade-banter-and-you've-saved-my-ass-a-few-times allies you tend to make in the vigilante gig. He hasn't exactly taken the mask off yet, but he's given more than enough information for Deadpool to track him down. The way he's going, it's like he'll reveal his whole life before, you know, actually revealing.
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Five things Peter exposes about himself, and the one that Wade figures out on his own.
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secret keeper by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jan 2023
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Ellie stares at the new arrival, gaping. All the evidence points to one obvious answer, but this guy looks nothing like the Spider-Man Ellie recognizes — mostly because he isn’t wearing the suit.
“Crappy day to get kidnapped, amirite?” he says, crouching next to Ellie and deftly untying her restraints. “Looks like these guys were amateurs, though. They didn’t even lock the windows.”
In which Ellie accidentally becomes the one person who knows Spider-Man's identity. She doesn't tell her dad.
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