idjit_666
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Hindsight is the Greatest Gift by idjit_666
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
21 Oct 2025
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After the death of her Lady Mother, Princess Rhaenyra, now Crown Princess of the Iron Throne, has been plagued by a series of dreams which show her the decline of her house and the looming deaths of the dragons. After learning of what the future holds, Rhaenyra seeks out allies throughout the realm to help her strengthen her claim against Otto Hightower's schemes to place his future grandson on the throne against her and guide House Targaryen into the future.
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Dear Gods, Don't Let Me Walk The Same Path Again by idjit_666
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
13 Oct 2025
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After his execution at the steps of the Sept of Baelor, Ned Stark unfortunately wakes up in the middle of his worst memories instead of his afterlife. Forced to wade through some of his most unpleasant experiences, Ned begins to realize that the facts that he built his world around crumble like sand at the slightest provocation. Faced with a morality crisis that could change the events of Robert's Rebellion, Ned embarks on a journey that will change the course of history. Whether that be for better or for worse is something that only Ned can decide.
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Of Blood and Bards by idjit_666
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Aug 2022
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Witcher!Jaskier Au. I just had to hop on this train, I love this AU.
For years Julian Alfred Pankratz or known as Julian of Rediana the Witcher or Jaskier the bard has wandered the continent. But after the disastrous morning atop of the mountain, Jaskier realizes that the world wasn't safe for a bard like Jaskier. So Julian reverts to his natural state and beings to go back to the path, determined never to see the man who broke his heart.
But Destiny had something else in mind. And Destiny loves to create turmoil.
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- Part 1 of Witcher!Jaskier Au
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Valdo Marx's Very Horrible Adventure by idjit_666
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 Jan 2022
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THIS FIC HAS BEEN RESTARTED SO PLEASE DON'T SKIP THE FIRST CHAPTERS. THANKS!
Valdo Marx is a long-suffering bard, who just wants to live a nice life as a bard, but yet has to clean up the messes that the upstart Jaskier caused. After the bard seemingly disappeared, Valdo took it upon himself to act preventively before Jaskier causes another scandal.
Little did Valdo Marx know, he was into a whirlwind of a time when he meets the strange witcher with two different eye colours who seems to take a liking to him.
This is not a stand-alone fic, please read 'Of Blood and Bards' for context before reading.
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- Part 3 of Witcher!Jaskier Au
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The Adventures of the Cat and Wolf by idjit_666
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Sep 2021
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A short story of how Lambert and Aiden met and formed a bond that crossed the cultural boundaries of their two schools, and would last a lifetime.
A stand-alone story, but some of the context of the story comes from of my main fic 'Of Blood and Bards'.
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- Part 2 of Witcher!Jaskier Au
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DC Fics by idjit_666
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
11 Sep 2017
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Witcher!Jaskier Au by idjit_666
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Aug 2022
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Derek looked like the stuff of his deepest fantasies. His shirt was rumpled where Stiles had his hands in it, and he was breathing hard as well, chest heaving. His eyes—his eyes were glazed over and he looked stunned, like he’d been—like Stiles had—
“No,” Stiles said, blood draining from his face. The word was croaky and felt like it had to be wrenched out of his chest. “God, no.”
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What might have happened if Tywin had sent his son to meet the Stark army advancing down the Kingsroad instead of himself? A shortish snapshot of what might have occured had the Young Wolf surprised a different Lannister outside the gates of his grandfather's castle...
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08 Oct 2025
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you may be as different as the sun and the moon, but you need him, as he needs you by pandizzy
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
15 Jul 2020
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"My father is mad and my house is dying. Tell the world that the dragon prince will marry the trout lady and that we will need the wolf and the sun with us. Meet us in the bat’s tourney to bring peace into this bleeding realm."
Or: Elia marries Ned and everything changes.
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- 5/?
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05 Oct 2025
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The Sun of the North by SelinaBlackthorn
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
25 Sep 2025
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A Valyrian bride is found for Prince Rhaegar and Princess Elia is rejected by King Aerys.
Princess Lorezza, both wishing for her daughter's happiness as well as the prosperity of her people, decides to make a marriage alliance with another kingdom.
Unfortunately, most heirs are already wed or betrothed and Elia's health makes her an unpopular choice. But a second son could still be available and bring an alliance.
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05 Oct 2025
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A King in Westeros by LazyProcrastinatorr
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
15 Apr 2025
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A modern man finds himself in Westeros after his untimely death. More specifically, in the body of no one other than King Viserys I Targaryen, the man who set the path to one of the bloodiest conflicts in the Seven Kingdoms' history. Armed with knowledge of what is to come and with a strong will to not let it happen, he is going to stop at nothing to change the destiny of his new family and save the House of the Dragon, and the whole of Westeros, from destruction.
(I am also posting it on Wattpad, the same title and my username there is LazyProcrastinator99)
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Or canon!Viserys gets replaced by someone with an actual spine and that puts his family first. This is a feel good story for everyone that felt personally victimized by how fucking tragic canon is. A lot of fluff and wholesomeness and little to no drama/angst because George already gave us enough of it to last for a lifetime.
If you want to see the Targs being happy and cute, this is for you.- Language:
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Bookmarked by idjit_666
28 Sep 2025