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just go for it by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2023
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Wade's laughing at something a pretty girl with long black hair and a tight dress is saying. His hand is curved around her hip, and her face is tucked against his ear. She’s whispering something that’s probably clever, funny, and sexy and is going to literally charm those tight pants right off him. Peter takes another burning sip of his drink, something strong that Wade had gotten him, and it’s gross, but it also burns in a way he needs because it dulls the twist in his stomach when he sees Wade with people who are actually capable of making a move on him.
The girl is pressing a kiss against Wade’s cheek now, and he’s saying something that’s making her laugh. Peter takes another long drink. Of course, she’s laughing. Wade is immensely funny, not that Peter would ever tell him that. He’s also immensely arrogant and thinks he’s hot shit because he is and Peter wants him so, so bad. Too bad he’s not a hot girl, or a hot guy, just Wade’s weird nerdy college roommate whose been crushing on him for three years.
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19 Nov 2025
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symphony by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
20 Nov 2025
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Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?
Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.
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16 Nov 2025
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Five times Brook saw something he shouldn’t, and two times he got a front row seat.
(Just Post-Thriller Bark)
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16 Nov 2025
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Nami grows sick of a few bad habits around the ship, and is determined to make everyone pay. It's going to take a gentle touch and dexterous handiwork, but this master burglar might just have what it takes to come out on top.
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“Wait, go back. Did I just hear you say your two favorite words?” Usopp's smile twisted in a scammer’s excitement, immediately mirrored by Nami’s.
“Oh, yes! Yes, you did!” The thief glowed in the light of revenge, “so, who wants to play a little game?”
Everyone groaned, though they reached for their wallets regardless of qualm.
“What’d you say, you bet we couldn’t go a single day? Easy,” Zoro scoffed.
She thought on the parameters for a second and nodded. “You’re right. One day’s not nearly fun enough... Hundred-thou buy in. Everyone’s names are on the board. If you take time for yourself, you cross your name off and you’re out of the running. Last name on the list at the end wins the whole pot."Bookmarked by igneousnapoleonstrayer
16 Nov 2025
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The Flowering [or: A First Time For Everything, or: A Lesson in Escape] by mushiemallows for melyule
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
09 Mar 2025
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Nico Robin has a very good first time.
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16 Nov 2025