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  1. Rec 83

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    Satoru misses his boyfriend. Loudly. (Suguru fixes it. Gently.)

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    Long distance relationships are hard. Especially when you’re an omega who copes by moping, and your alpha’s a tattoo artist who doesn’t know how to take a day off.

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    22 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    because I love the title song sm and the author

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    No one, it turns out, really knows one another.

     

    (OR: all it takes is a summer-long holiday in Italy, James Potter's teetering mental stability, a secret relationship, friends with benefits, Marlene’s secret, and enough stupidity and insecurity to go around for everything to come crashing down around them.)

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    04 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    tore me apart and rebuilt me

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    “As I was saying,” he continued. “James couldn’t pull me-“

    “Says who?” James snorts. “I could totally pull you, mate. You’re just stubborn. I don’t know how you’ve lived with me so long and you haven’t tried to shag me yet.”

    Everybody in the room lets out a groan in unison, all muttering variations of I hate you and you’re so bloody full of yourself, and Regulus just muttered “get your head out of your arse, Potter,” and snorted, sitting up to take James’ face in his hands, squeezing his cheeks together. “You can’t. I’m too smart.”

    James hums, then he giggles and leans in, rubbing his nose against Regulus’. Regulus grins, cheeks flushing. “I totally could,” he says quietly, voice thick and scratchy.

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    Alternatively: the one where James and Regulus are dating and they don’t even know it.

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    24 May 2025

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    “We can’t forget the condom, of course,” Wei Ying re-affirms, with a straight face. “Very important.”

    “Very,” Lan Zhan nods. “Wouldn’t want any accidents to occur. Not when you’re most fertile. The chances are… very high.”

    “Wouldn’t be ideal,” Wei Ying says, nodding even harder.

    “Yes, wouldn’t be,” Lan Zhan parrots.

    Or, Lan Zhan and Wei Ying attempt to baby-trap each other into a marriage, without realising the other is doing the same. The results... are not that bad?!!

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    01 Mar 2024