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    The evidence is mounting. It’s getting very difficult to ignore: first that sweatshirt, then the definitely-not-a-dick-pic in the locker room, and now the phone call. It’s a shame really; Lily’s such a sweet girl. She makes Shane so happy.

    And Shane? Hayden’s almost positive Shane is cheating on Boston Lily with Ilya Rozanov.

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    “Yes!” Ilya exclaims, his face lighting up, “Shane. We have to cook for him. I can’t believe you just ran into him!”

    Shane laughs and turns his phone back to face himself, “How did you know about him?”

    “I saw him on Youtube Shorts! He meets so many cool people.”

    The man behind the camera laughs and points the camera to himself, showing his delighted expression at Ilya’s enthusiasm.

    The camera turns back to Shane, and the man asks him his signature question, “If you were to cook something for me, like this evening, what would you make?”

    “Ah, Shane would make you eat grass with some protein powder sprinkled on top. Maybe a carrot for dessert,” Ilya’s accented voice calls out from the phone speaker.

    OR: Shane and Ilya are encountered by that guy who asks random people in New York if they'd cook for him for $100. They say yes because Ilya Rozanov watches Youtube Shorts (unfortunately) and recognizes the guy.

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    Nothing could have prepared Brandon Wiebe for the conversation he was about to have.

    He was, for the first time in NHL history, about to have Hollander and Rozanov in the same locker room. As permanent teammates, not just a one-off marketing stunt. He didn't know if he was about to see fireworks or a massive explosion, but regardless, he was definitely sitting on a powder keg. He may have been the only coach in the entire league who was willing to take that risk. He wondered vaguely whether he was about to get burned. Or how badly.

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    Coach Wiebe tries to have a discussion with his captain and his new player about their former rivalry. It doesn't go how he expects.

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    “Okay, look. I promise I won’t interfere in any way, but he really wants to meet you. Come to the party, chat a bit, and maybe you’ll hit it off.” J.J. shrugged. “Why not?”

    The sound of the glass slamming down on the nightstand startled J.J., but it didn’t even make Hayden twitch in his sleep. Neither did Shane’s next outburst.

    “Maybe because I have a fucking boyfriend!”

    J.J. just wanted the best for his Capitaine. He’d thought that meant helping him find a man to be in a happy and fulfilling relationship with. His plans, however, abruptly changed when he found out about Shane’s secret long-term boyfriend – and about who that boyfriend actually was.

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    Shane: Hi.
    Shane: I miss you.
    Shane: How was your day?

    Ilya: DEVASTATING.

    Shane: What?
    Shane: Are you okay?
    Shane: Did something really awful happen, or is this another one of those the animal shelter wouldn’t let you bring home every animal type situations?

    Ilya: No, I am not okay.
    Ilya: I am the furthest from okay.
    Ilya: Troy and Harris broke up.

    Shane: Oh. That sucks.
    Shane: Sorry to hear that.

    Ilya: That’s all you have to say?

    Shane: What else am I supposed to say? It’s sad, but it happens.

    Ilya: We have to fix this!!!!

    Shane: We?

    Ilya: Yes, of course.
    Ilya: Do you not know that by loving me, you are automatically a part of all my schemes and shenanigans?

    Shane: Must have missed that memo.

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