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  1. Rec 9

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    Paul finally gets to meet Sally's son, Percy.

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    I guess there's not much else to say about it. It's always bothered me that we never got to see this moment. This has been sitting in my drafts for so many years that it's almost a relief to finally let it out into the world.

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    02 Dec 2025

  2. Rec 21

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    It’s not the first time Bitty's seen Jack get recognized or even fawned over. It’s just hard to draw a line connecting the guy who’s begged for autographs with the boy who kissed him awake today and asked if they could have chicken tenders for dinner.

    Or: 5 times Jack gets recognized for being a Zimmermann in Georgia, +1 time he’s recognized for being a Bittle.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    Essek Thelyss has many secrets, but there are exactly two that matter to him more than any others. Should either be revealed to the Dynasty that he serves, his life would be forfeit. Or so he thought.

    The Luxon does not communicate its intentions clearly, and its motives are shrouded in mystery. But its word is the law, and when the Queen receives a vision, she is going to act on it, regardless of what that may mean for the religion that worships the light.

    And the Mighty Nein? Well, they're obviously going to help their friend, even if they still don't quite know if they trust him or not. Perhaps this could be the test to prove his intention? There's only one way to find out.

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  4. Rec 11

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    “May I kiss you?”

    The two of them, Caleb and Essek, had been sitting on the three seater couch in Caleb’s home, fireplace crackling, each reading a book for a few hours now...

    Essek, ever engrossed in his book took a few seconds to register that Caleb had spoken, and what he’d said, and blinked. He looked up, his brow pinched and head cocked to one side in confusion, “…Come again?”

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    16 Sep 2025

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    "So, I guess I'm your mother now," Jaskier said.

     

    Ciri's body picks a bad time to undergo an unexpectedly normal transformation. Unsurprisingly, Geralt is not very equipped to handle this.

    Sequel to Meet Death Sitting.

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    15 Sep 2025