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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Andy wakes up one day just to find out she’s miraculously turned into a puppy. Now she has three things to do.

    Step 1: Find a way to turn back into a human.
    Step 2: Avoid Miranda Priestly at all costs.
    Step 3: Find Emily Charlton for help, and pray to God she doesn't hate dogs.

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    17 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    “Em?” Andy asked softly, peering up at the other woman with clear concern.

    That only seemed to make the woman laugh harder, though the sound lacked its usual humor.

    “Em,” she tried again, reaching a hand across the table to rest on one of hers. Breathing a sigh of relief when Emily didn’t flinch away from her touch, Andy met her eyes again.

    “You want me to come as your plus-one,” Emily drawled, all traces of laughter dissipated, “to Miranda Priestly’s home in the Hamptons.”

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    Andy is given a plus-one for her second invite to the Hamptons.

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    16 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    "After Benji you told me you hated every single second of it, I will not let you do this again Em–"

    "I have no choice!"

    "Date me." Andy said.

    Emily stopped. Around them, the restaurant went on. She looked at Andy, who had said the sentence fast before she could talk herself out of it, and now looked slightly stunned by her own mouth, but she didn’t take anything back.

    "I'm sorry," Emily said. "What?"

    "Fake-date me, instead."

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    Emily needs Prada, Prada needs to believe Emily isn't at war with Miranda Priestly, and Andy has a very stupid idea.

    Written for Sachston Week Day 3: Fake!Dating.

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    16 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    "Oh come on! I'm good at it, I swear."

    "Jesus christ, Andy, have some dignity."

    "But this is the perfect solution!" Andy insists with an excited smile. "You trust me, and you love me- yes you do, shut up- and I'll take care of you. I'll pull out all the stops. Em, I will make you come."

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    Andy finds out Emily has never had an orgasm.

    What kind of friend would she be if she didn't offer to make it happen?

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    15 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    “… I could do it.”

    Emily frowned. “Do what?”

    “Go with you.” Emily stared. Andrea met her eyes. “To dinner.”

    Another beat. Emily’s expression slowly rearranged itself.

    “You.”

    “Yes.”

    “As my girlfriend.”

    “Yes.”

    Emily looked genuinely baffled.

    Andrea’s confidence faltered for the first time. “What?”

    “In what universe would anybody believe that?”

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    In the span of three minutes, three catastrophic events take place in Emily Charlton's life. First, her ex-husband Frank announces his engagement to a woman called Francesca. Second, Emily agrees to attend a double-date dinner to celebrate said engagement, despite not dating anyone. Third, for lack of -literally- any other option, Andrea ends up being her date to said dinner.

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    13 Aug 2026