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    Various Snap-Shots of Sirius's time in Azkaban with visits from a very surly Severus who is very much done with his godson's various shenanigans.

    They both need a break.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    A series of unfortunate events lead to Severus becoming a reluctant babysitter of four Weasleys, his godson's friends, two slightly touched in the head purebloods, and a Longbottom.

    Perhaps he should have just stayed in Azkaban.

    It would require a lot less "feelings".

    (Set up for the next part in the series)

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    22 Apr 2026

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    An exploration of what a strict, unapproachable, safety-conscious potions teacher MIGHT have been like.

    Featuring homework feedback, discussions between teachers, and a growing awareness that Potter is not quite what Severus was expecting...

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    22 Apr 2026

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    “Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.

    “Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.

    Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.

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    21 Apr 2026

  5. Rec *

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    Harry is accused of burglary. The Dursleys leave him to rot. Dumbledore sends Snape to remedy the situation. Harry finds himself in the care of an irate Snape. Not slash, gen-fic w/ focus on Sevitus relationship. Angst galore. Warnings: coarse and suggestive language, mentions of abuse/neglect. Un-betaed and un-Britpicked.

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    08 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy fucking shut this is so good.