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    “But we are not a couple,” Wednesday flatly replied, remaining unmoved. Enid sighed, then squatted down in front of her friend.

    “We can pretend,” she sang with an upswing in her tone. “C’mon, you can’t tell me this wouldn’t be the coolest contest to win and that it’s not practically made for us! ... honestly, it’s not like we’d have to change all that much. Half our friends already think we’re dating anyways–”

    “What–”

    “And if we just told everyone we were, they would all totes be on board. Trust me they stan.”

    “They what?” Wednesday was just as confused with the slang as the topic, but Enid stood up and continued as if she was keeping up.

    “This would actually be a perfect way to come out as a couple. I could say that we’ve been keeping it under wraps since we all know how you are,” Wednesday stood up and followed her roommate as she began to wander during the explanation of what was unfurling into some sort of teen romance masterplan. “But since we wouldn’t be able to participate in this contest without everyone finding out,” she abruptly turned around, causing the follower to stop short, “BAM! Here we are, world!” Enid beamed.

    Finally an adventure without bad guys or danger… or was it?

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    13 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 72

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    There are 30 days until Halloween. It takes Wednesday 30 unsent letters to come to terms with her newfound feelings and ask her roommate out on a date.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Maybe she was just answering an ancient call, one that every Addams had answered before her. Maybe it all hurt so much because her dislocated heart had to be fixed the old fashioned way, the way Grandmama would have fixed it, with a firm grip and a harsh wrench and twist. Maybe she just overthought everything when it came to Enid. She was categorically not thinking now.

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    25 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Prep time 20 mins; cook time 1 hr 40 mins; serves 1-5, depending. Use only as directed.

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    28 Aug 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    "She thinks maybe the photography helps. Because there's a theme, her tutors say, in the photos she takes. An absence of something. She knows what they mean because in so many of her photos, she can see Chloe, just out of shot." A short story of what it means to try to separate absence from presence. Post-Bay ending.

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    12 Jul 2024