ingenuousPerjurer
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- Homestuck (2)
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"The Empire is Great!"
Every literate troll knows the pamphlet. The recorded one. It's got it printed on it, screeched out of it by a tinny, static recording of the Empress trying to sing, scrawled on the back in what you can only assume is her handwriting above her signature.
"The Empire is Great!"
Now that's bullshit.
This is a series of sneak-peeks and an introduction to a series chronicling a certain twelve aliens and their oftentimes tragic adulthoods.
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- Part 1 of The Alternia Files
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A series of stories (and an introduction) chronicling the frequently tragic and always painful adult lives of twelve aliens.
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Thomas Jefferson claimed that he was 'good with kids'. Except now he's told James' honorary niece and nephew that Santa doesn't exist and they won't stop crying.
(Did Thomas only pretend to run out of sugar so that he could talk to James? Yes. Absolutely)
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- Part 4 of The Jeffermads Next-Door Neighbors AU
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31 Mar 2017
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"Mon dieu, of course it's boring doing the same thing everyday! I just want something to change, something nouveau, passionnant! Don't you agree, non?"
John clasped onto his cup of coffee tighter, looking out onto the road. A light sigh escaped from his lips.
"I think we all need a little change in our lives."-----
Lafayette's only pride and joy is a hairdresser's shop he owns. Months and months pass on by, and Lafayette wonders if anything really is going to change from the usual mundane tasks. Yet, in comes Hercules Mulligan, looking for work and a place to stay and suddenly adventure arrives at his fingertips...
// On hiatus. See profile for notes why.//Series
- Part 1 of In New York
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30 Mar 2017
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Eridan has been working at this grocery store for over seven months now and it did nothing but decrease his faith in humanity and its life choices. The life outside of work is just as grand. When somebody disses his immaculate cash register logic, he counterattacks.
His quest cointains: bookshelf climbing, vague amounts of wizard references, critical views of a well-known BBC series, ciphered hate-letters, calamitous amounts of rainwater, noisy neighbours, a leaking pipe, a sinking couch and a box of passive-aggresive condoms.
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06 Dec 2016
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You and Eridan had been good matesprits, before you left Alternia. Really good. Stardust kind of good. Like in the old folktales, as though an ancient star exploded and scattered, and all the cosmic ashes from that one star solidified into you and this scrappy psiionic kid. And you were being pulled back together by fate. You were never going to break up, you were going to grow up to be Karkat Vantas, Revolutionary King, Badass Extraordinaire and Eridan was going to be that guy who was still dating you.
Neither of those things happened. You are Karkat Vantas, Extremely Adequate Threshecutioner, Faithful Servant of the Empress, Long Will She Live. And Eridan’s gone.
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05 Dec 2016
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Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR and your WIFE died a couple of years ago. Now you're just trying to DEAL WITH YOUR LIFE and make sure that your SON grows up sound and happy, even if he is a CRABBY LITTLE GUY. And things were going perfectly well until you were forced to meet ERIDAN AMPORA.
You're really not sure if you want him around because he's a STUCK UP IDIOT. Yet somehow, you can't get rid of him. You're not even sure if you WANT TO ANYMORE.
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- Part 1 of Hushed Sounds
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04 Dec 2016