interruptingsloth
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slam, slam, oh hot damn (what part of poetry don’t you understand?) by interruptingsloth
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
27 Jul 2015
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“Yeah, absolutely, will do,” Louis agreed. Her traitorous mouth was running on autopilot at this point, brain not even registering what she was agreeing to. Anything that kept Harry smiling at Louis had to be worth it though, right? “Definitely, because I’m definitely a poet and I love poetry and I will definitely perform at the Poetry Society’s open mic night in two weeks, yes, for sure, sounds like a fantastic night out, the more poetry the better, that’s what I always say!”
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Louis hates poetry, but she is also a bit in love with Hot Poet Harry Styles. So when Louis tries to impress Harry by agreeing to write a poem and perform at an upcoming open mic night, what could possibly go wrong?
(Answer: Quite a lot, actually.)
Also featuring Zayn as a stage-shy slam poet, Niall as everyone's favourite Marxist bartender, and Liam as a surprisingly helpful partner in rhyme. -
beta than words (but more than a feeling) by interruptingsloth
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
22 Jun 2015
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“You sent Harry your fic?”
“Course I did! She’s a beta, I needed a beta, it’s a dream team.”
“Even though your fic is explicit femslash with thousands of words of gratuitous kinky sex scenes?”
All the colour drained from Louis’ face. “Oh, fuck,” she blurted. “Fuck. What the fuck have I done.”
Zayn burst out laughing. “Mate, you just sent the girl you fancy porn. Porn you fucking wrote.”***
An incredibly meta girl!Direction fic in which Louis is a BNF femslash writer in the Little Mix fandom, Harry is her accidental (and very confused) beta reader, Liam likes Zayn, Zayn likes Liam, and Niall likes golf (a little too much).
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It's Okay To Be NSA (or: "As The Wiretap Turns") by interruptingsloth
Fandoms: As the World Turns
26 Feb 2015
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"'Classified'?" Luke snorted. "What are you, some kind of secret agent?" He widened his eyes in mock surprise, sarcasm dripping from every word: "Oh my god, are you James Bond?"
Noah managed a tight smile. James Bond never drove halfway across a state to stop a murder because he thought someone's MySpace picture was cute, he wanted to reply. "Not exactly," he said instead.
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An AU in which Noah is an irresponsible NSA analyst, Luke doesn't mind being cyber-stalked, and Maddie is the only one who has any idea what's going on.
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to being an us for once, instead of a them by interruptingsloth
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
18 Jul 2013
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Harry wants to change the world. Louis just wants to play FIFA.
(aka: an AU of the activist!1D AU)
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The first time it happens is (New Orleans, 1991 | Albany, 2009 | Augusta, 2012) and they are (drunk | sober | out of time).
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25 Nov 2025
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Simon holds up his phone on his notes app. He’s been brainstorming. It reads: Hi, Wilhelm. Sorry to message you but I’m having a situation at school with some bullies that I could use your help with. I get if you don’t want to. Thanks.
“Wow, no emoji. So businesslike.” Rosh is so mean to him.
Simon groans. “It’s really hard! What am I supposed to say? Hey, remember how we had one last night together and we said goodbye and I never gave you a birthday present and then the school closed? Well. Can you pretend the breaking up part didn’t happen to get some assholes off my back?”
“Maybe the difficulty of writing the message should clue you in to the badness of the plan,” Rosh argues.
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An exes fake dating fic.
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- Part 1 of land between our bodies
- Part 14 of phnelt's phaves
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Bookmarked by interruptingsloth
28 Mar 2025
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John knew something was terribly, deeply wrong when he came back to the flat and found that Sherlock had made dinner.
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Bookmarked by interruptingsloth
15 Mar 2025
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sapphic supergirl sightings: illustrated edition by searidings, SirGidget, worthitsweightinau
Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)
27 Jan 2022
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national city's favourite supergirl thirst twitter account, now with pictures!
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Bookmarked by interruptingsloth
20 Jan 2025
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Sometimes, slow is hours spent questioning why Ed even wanted to take it slow in the first place.
Like he hasn’t already been waiting a lifetime for a love story like this.
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- Part 2 of s2 codas and oneshots
Bookmarked by interruptingsloth
16 Jan 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
"The world doesn’t end. Nor does it change. Ed exhales shakily against Stede’s mouth, and kisses him and kisses him and kisses him, and the world keeps turning. The ship keeps sailing. Ed’s heart keeps beating."