9 Bookmarks by introvex
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The band plays an ironic game of Seven Minutes in Heaven, but without the kissing. It's an anti-game, pretty much. Sitting bored in a closet for seven minutes with another man over fifty. John Flansburgh decides to play a joke, but perhaps it was on the wrong person...
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27 Sep 2026
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"Okay, wait, before we go in just remember you're Matt, okay? You're Matt and I'm the beautiful gorgeous boy piano genius savant who doesn't know his left from his right and who can't find his way out of a paper bag, Jay. Got it? Let me take one last look at you." Matt takes a couple steps back on the walkway up to the front door and looks at Jay. Reaches out to straighten his hat, superficially adjusts his jacket, uses his hands to smooth down the lapels. Jay finds himself holding his breath. He's nervous.
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the one where Matt reenacts his childhood trauma on Jay and Jay is incapable of being normal about it
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27 Sep 2026
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Humans by Anonymous
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Matt and Bird Break Loose (Cartoon)
14 Jul 2026
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There are several white lights above him and he remembers that there is something called the sun and he sees a bird lie down near him and he thinks that he might remember something that does not align with the body he has now and he feels like crying but he cannot figure out how to cry.
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- English
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- 2,320
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- 2/?
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- 1
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- 8
- Kudos:
- 49
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14 Jul 2026
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Honey, it never stops by zombielite
Fandoms: The Dirties (2013), Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
21 Oct 2026
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Matt is caught with a locker full of guns before he’s able to shoot anyone. He’s expelled and his family moves to the other side of the city, where he starts at a new school. He’s been banned from watching movies, creating movies and basically doing anything that would bring him joy.
He’s also not meant to contact Owen, but if he happens to find a boy in the music room that just happens to remind him of Owen, that’s probably okay. That’s probably healthy. There’s no rules against that.
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19 Jun 2026
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The Michelle Pfeiffer Scarface Plan by cucktress
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
25 Mar 2026
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“If I was the last woman on earth?”
“You’d still be a man.”It’s 2008, and Matt is experimenting with cross-dressing (inspired by Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface), to get a show at the Rivoli.
While watching the movie together, a slightly drunk Jay gets increasingly flustered by Matt’s faux-erotic antics…Bookmarked by introvex
10 Jun 2026
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the b-roll by Anonymous
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
15 May 2026
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r/nirvannatheband • 7h ago
willmurrayghostbusterVideo Leaked With Matt and Jay?
Didn't see a post on this on this subreddit yet but apparently there's a s*x tape circulating around twitter/x. Got taken down pretty much immediately but people have already saved it and there are censored clips going around. What the hell guys? Is this like a viral marketing thing for season 3?Series
- Part 2 of the b-friend
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- English
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05 Jun 2026
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don't ever buy no cigarettes from the deep web bro by fujoelshii
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
31 May 2026
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Matt goes to the store and comes home with an unmarked cigarette packet. Jay has a smoke.
completely self indulgent Sorrryyyyyy
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02 Jun 2026
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You can Rent the Space Inside my Mind. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
31 May 2026
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Jay is slightly disgusted with himself because Consensual-non-consent gets him off. It's like a bruise you can't help but poke at. He only makes it worse for himself when he's specifically looking at porn on blonds getting it.
++ ++“I'll show you exactly what you want.” It wasn't the worst acting for porn all things considered.
Jay's hands were shaking as he pulled down his underwear, while the older man on the video caught the blond’s wrists in both hands, practically ripping down his pants and underwear.
Jay, looking at his cock that was already leaking, wondered briefly what that sense of being controlled would feel like.
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- Part 1 of MattJay rape/non con chamber
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02 Jun 2026
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something in the work will make a fool of you by onthecrescentofthehill
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
17 Jun 2026
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As Jay wakes up he realizes he had the same dream again. It wasn't identical, but it was in the same unkempt house with the sun setting through the front window, at the same piano. And the man who ruined his life yesterday was wearing a really, really stupid hat.
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Matt and Jay are stuck in a cursed world where they never met. Jay is a corporate jingle writer, and Matt is a hedge fund manager about to liquidate his office. They don't remember their real lives, or each other. They have a lot of soul searching to do before they can escape.Bookmarked by introvex
02 Jun 2026