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    “Ilya?” Shane said in that same dreamy, loopy voice as that morning. Ilya exhaled in a rush.

    “Shane,” he said, and wanted to sag against the glass with relief. “What happened? Is something wrong?”

    “Not! Any moooooooore.”

    Ilya swallowed. Shane hadn’t gotten any quieter in the past seven hours.

    “Why are you calling me? You need to be resting,” he said, and it sounded softer than he’d meant it to.

    “I forgot to tell you something. Important.

    “You should not be telling me anything, you should be—”

    “My cottage has really good water pressure,” Shane announced.

    Ilya stared out the window while a small plane taxied past.

    “What?”

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    Shane's cottage has a lot of amenities, and he needs to tell Ilya about all of them.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    “What do you want me to say, exactly?” Shane asked, his voice very different from the one they’d usually get for interviews. Less polite and less guarded. “Do you want me to stand here and tell you details of my sex life?”

    Someone chuckled awkwardly and when no one said anything, Shane threw his arms out to the side just as Harris made his way towards the disaster.

    Shane looked the reporter straight in the eyes. “Sure! My sex life is fantastic. My husband is hot. Ten out of ten. Any more questions?”

    Or the one time Shane Hollander was the problem

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    26 Jan 2026

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    Hayden's first thought after opening Shane's bedside drawer is: That’s a lot of condoms.
    His second thought is: I thought Shane was a virgin.

    The third thought doesn’t come because Hayden sees something dick-shaped and his brain shuts down.

    — Snooping through Shane's drawers, Hayden finds more than he's prepared for.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    "Whose dick was Hollander gonna fuck her with anyway?” O'Connell says.

    “What’d you mean?” the other guy asks.

    “Asian dick, man.” O’Connell pinches his forefinger and thumb together. “No fucking chance that thing is big enough.”

    Is plenty big, Ilya nearly says, before catching the tip of his tongue between his teeth.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    Ilya strode over to him like a man possessed, eyes wide. He was actually gaping, gaze roving over Shane as if he couldn’t believe what he was seeing, as if Shane was a dream. It filled that nervousness in his stomach with bright confidence. He was the one who made Ilya look like that – him and this mask and this stupid, too-small outfit.

    Ilya with a tongue piercing vs Shane in a Nightwing costume: fight!

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    22 Jan 2026