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    “Well, Hollander might be boring”, Cliff says. “but he’s like, really pretty, right?”

    Cliff doesn’t know what he expected Ilya’s initial reaction to be, but it’s definitely not the look that ends up landing on his face. Ilya gawks at Cliff as if he had just suggested replacing their drinks with a pipe bomb instead, his eyes wide and brows furrowed with bewildered disbelief.

    “What?” Ilya blurts out flatly.

    “Hollander. He’s pretty”, Cliff reiterates with an easy shrug. “Y’know, for a dude.”

    “You think Hollander is pretty?”

    Cliff frowns. “I mean, yeah? Don’t you?”

    Cliff Marleau has an inkling that his good friend Ilya Rozanov might just swing both ways, and he’s determined to let Ilya know that he’s an ally, be it by continuously mentioning his lesbian sister – who he once shared a womb with so y’know, they’re close – or by acknowledging that Shane Hollander is, objectively, very pretty.

    Cliff doesn’t expect the latter to land him in a threesome with two of the best players in the MLH but hey, despite the mild sexuality crisis that it manifests, he’s not mad about it.

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    25 Aug 2026

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    It starts—like most things in his life, apparently—with Rose Landry. More specifically, it starts with Rose Landry drunkenly informing him that Shane was actually, really, really good in bed (for a gay ex-boyfriend, that is).

    This is information Ilya did not expect to receive from her of all people. Unfortunately, now he can't stop thinking about it.

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    Or, Five Times Ilya Rozanov Thinks About Getting Railed and One Time Shane Put Him Through a Mattress

    IT'S BOTTOM ILYA, FOLKS.

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    19 Aug 2026

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    "You trust me?" Ilya asks, once, easy. Shane nods without even thinking. Ilya throws the ball. Shane watches as it flies in an arc across the yard. Cookie isn't even back yet. "Prinesi myach."

    Shane doesn't recognize the Russian. Just looks at Ilya.

    "Go on," Ilya says, like Shane's stupid for still standing there. "Go get it."

    "What?"

    "Go get me the ball. Myach."

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    Ilya didn't tell Shane that he's watching a dog for the weekend. Shane isn't upset about it, and he definitely isn't jealous.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    “Hollander.” Shane’s head snaps back to his left. Ilya is much closer, pace slightly hurried. “Come here.” His voice sort of mimics the way one would talk to an animal paralyzed in fight-or-flight. Shane is not sure what to make of that.

    He slowly turns his head in the opposite direction, where his vision tunnels on the door for the stairwell. It almost glows like a special item in a video game, like a hint. Without giving himself time to doubt, he bolts.

    “Wha- Hollander, what the fuck!” Ilya shouts in audible disbelief, and Shane distinctly hears matching thuds of frantic footsteps behind him; Ilya is chasing after him. Shane runs faster, positively sprinting at this point. He’s the fastest skater in the NHL right now. He can do this. He flings the door open and bounds down the steps two at a time, hitting the walls with each turn of a corner. If he eats shit on this filthy floor and embarrasses himself in front of Ilya, he thinks, he’ll never let himself see the light of day ever again.

    or alternatively, in which Shane accidentally sends the text, and Ilya chases after him. Like, actually chases after him.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Ilya and Shane are broke roommates, until Ilya discovers streaming and starts making bank jerking off for the viewers
    Naturally, he offers his good friend Shane a chance at making money the same way
    And if they touch each other a little it’s only because of the tips, not because they are into each other

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    Shane and Ilya are both completely straight here
    #ISwearrr

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    17 Jul 2026