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ParrotX2's unofficial guide on how to survive in a world filled with Vigilantes, Superheros and Supervillains by Minty1637
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Strength SMP
25 Feb 2026
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ParrotX2’s life sucks, like really badly. Well, of course it would. He’s born quarter parrot which basically meant his wings were too small to fly while still having them affect ordinary life. His parents died very young, he has almost no friends and the people he was friends with either died or left him.
he lives off of instant noodles and he works at the most dangerous coffee shop around. Oh did he mention his powers suck ass?
But it’s fine, it’s totally fine, as long as his life plans don’t get thrown out of the window because of Villains, or hero’s, or Vigilantes. He’ll make it work.
Turns out, life kind of has a way of fucking him over.
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The Director stared at him, Parrot really didn’t expect his day to end with a notorious supervillain staring him dead in the eye.
“What parrot are you?” He asked
“What?”
“You know, like what type of parrot are you, a Military Cacaw, a Parakeet,”
“Ok first off bro, why would I be a parakeet, second off. Good question, I don’t know. Third, shut up.”
(I'M ONLY SHIPPING THE IN GAME CHARACTERS, NOT THE PEOPLE IRL)
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This only exists because I'm disappointed at the severe lack of bottom Wifies fics, so yeah.
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