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Connor is Dead. Kinda. by jarediscronchtastic, ShadowWolfArt
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
06 Aug 2019
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Ok, so this is a thing written by two very tired people who don't know each other very well.
Hello! Um, my name is ShadowWolfArt, but my friends call me Shadow. Or they would if I had any friends. Yeah. That's me. Jared is... coming. Eventually.(This is basically what happens when the general of an evil chicken army [hey! That's me!] and a regular [read:cool] guy try to write about death.)
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Six Months of Torture by jarediscronchtastic
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson, Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
04 Aug 2019
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When Jared finds out that he has a twin, and the man who raised him is not his dad, he thinks that his life cannot possibly get any worse. Except the next day, his twin brother Jeremy, along with their dad, show up, and he is told that Jeremy is to be staying with them for six months to try and heal after a mysterious incident. To top that, Jeremy seems like a total jerk, so Jared relies on his best friend/neighbor/totally-not-his-crush Evan Hansen to help him get through the next six months.
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Nowhere Near Normal by jarediscronchtastic
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson, Next to Normal - Kitt/Yorkey
29 Jul 2019
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Based on the musical Next To Normal.
Cynthia struggles with the fact that her son has passed away, believing that he's there beside her, his death like a hazy memory, something that wasn't quite real.
Larry tries his hardest to support his family as he watches his wife slipping away, day by day.
Zoe is sick of her family being a mess, and just wants to be happy for once, have a normal family.
Connor refuses to be left behind in the past.
And Evan, well, Evan just wants to make Zoe happy.
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Butter Pecan Ice Cream by jarediscronchtastic for Arientis
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
26 Jul 2019
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The coolest person ever made this suggestion, so this is for you, KitKatt!
‘we share a class at university and you forgot your notebook under your desk but luckily your phone’s written inside. Ps: your doodles are pretty cool’
(The title has absolutely nothing to do with the story, I happened to be eating ice cream as I wrote this, and it's also nearly four in the morning, so my brain isn't functioning properly.)
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- Part 12 of o n e s h o t s
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I'm Free by jarediscronchtastic for ShadowWolfArt
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
08 Jul 2019
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Suggestion by the lovely ShadowWolfArt <3
(Sorry, this took so long, and I tweaked the idea slightly...and that's it's sadder than you probably intended..)
Warning: Suicide attempt, blood
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Evan Hansen is cursed, which means that with one wrong move, he or someone else could die.Series
- Part 11 of o n e s h o t s
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Accidentally in Love by jarediscronchtastic for avid_artist
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
29 Jun 2019
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Connor has always been really bitter about love, and that only added up when his parents got divorced, his relationship with Miguel plummetted, and he's reminded every day at work that love rarely works out. However, when his sister confesses that she wants to propose to her girlfriend, Alana, he must try and have faith that they will work out. Meanwhile, he prays like hell that he most certainly will NOT fall in love.
Request by avid_artist: This prompt is based off a treebros story on AO3 but they never finished it so basically Evan is a wedding planner (and a hopeless romantic) and Connor is a divorce attorney (who doesn’t believe in love because he’s never been in love)and Evan plans Zoe and Alana’s weddings
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- Part 10 of o n e s h o t s
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Stars Are Just Hot Gases That Eventually Burn Out And Vanish. Like Me. by jarediscronchtastic
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
23 Jun 2019
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Connor has been hurting. As each day goes by, Connor feels worse, and worse, and worse. He can't escape his self-hatred, he can't escape the taunts, he can't escape the fact that he knows he's worthless. There's no escape. Or maybe there just might be a way.
After Connor attempts suicide, there's nothing he wants more than to go back and try it again until he can finally get ONE thing in his life right. Well, until he meets someone who may help him have a life that might be worth living after all.
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Simple- gimme a prompt and a fandom, and you'll get a dumb fic in response!
So far, there have only been DEH fics, but I'm down for whatever. (Mostly broadway junk, but, like, I know a couple of other fandoms...)
Requests are OPEN!
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- Part 1 of o n e s h o t s
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It's Just One of Those Lonely Nights Without You by jarediscronchtastic
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn
20 Jan 2019
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It's been two years since Whizzer's passing. Marvin tries desperately to get rid of the memories, but, try as he might, he cannot.
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On his way home from the party at Jake's, Michael can't stop thinking about how hurt he is.
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You Ever Get That Feeling? by jarediscronchtastic
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
11 Jan 2019
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One of Evan's internal monologues after the main storyline.
Warnings: Suicidal/Depressing thoughts.
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You can’t be too careful when it comes to sharing your life by jarediscronchtastic
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson, Waitress - Bareilles/Nelson
05 Jan 2019
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For a few months now, Evan has been talking online with a boy named Connor Murphy. However, when Connor suddenly announces he wants to meet, Evan begins to worry that maybe Connor won't like him after all.
What's worse, Evan is hopelessly, madly in love.
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Connor has been following Evan ever since Evan first spoke to the Murphy's. He notices Evan might just feel the same way he did before he died, and doesn't want to let another go down that path, making the same mistake he hates himself for every day.
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You're Kinda Like My Idol by jarediscronchtastic for enjolras_lexa
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
27 Dec 2018
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For enjolras_lexa , the professional dancer au you requested!
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For years, Evan has admired his old classmate, Connor Murphy, watching as he became a celebrity, inspiring him to become just like him.When he learns about the opportunity to actually get the chance to dance by his side, Evan decides to travel to NYC to audition for being Connor's dance partner...
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- Part 9 of o n e s h o t s
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Evan The Matchmaker by jarediscronchtastic for OpossumHandz
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
24 Dec 2018
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(Attempt at using third person and past tense)
Evan has always been good at helping people in their love lives, and that certainly included helping his friend Alana Beck.
(Request by CryingInTheBathroomByHerself)
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- Part 8 of o n e s h o t s
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Maybe This'll Be The Year by jarediscronchtastic
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
18 Dec 2018
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Evan, at work, reflects on the past year.
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I. Like. You. by jarediscronchtastic for fandomactsofkindness
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
15 Dec 2018
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Evan finds himself crushing on his friend's boyfriend, even though he knows he shouldn't.
(Thanks to fandomactsofkindness for the prompt! "Connor/Evan prompt- 'After all this time... I can't bring myself to love anyone but you.'")
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- Part 7 of o n e s h o t s
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Spider-Man likes Butterfingers by jarediscronchtastic
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
28 Oct 2018
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Cynthia asks for Evan to help pack up Connor's old things, but she has difficulty letting him go.
Evan wishes he had known Connor better, and a certain piece of clothing he discovers sends him back to a memory.
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- Part 6 of o n e s h o t s
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Should we dance? by jarediscronchtastic for fandomactsofkindness
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson, Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz (referenced)
21 Sep 2018
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Heidi and Mr. Heere (gosh, I don't even know his first name, yeesh!) get married. Of course, Jared can't help but annoy Evan to make sure he has a date--- and Evan says the first name that pops in his head, unfortunately, it's also his crush.
Connor, however, doesn't seem to mind, and decides to be Evan's fake boyfriend for the night.
Prompt by fandomactsofkindness: Evan and Connor have to pretend to be in a relationship at a wedding for some reason and things get confusing.. "Should we dance?" (Thanks for the prompt, sweets!)
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- Part 5 of o n e s h o t s
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What's up, buttercup? by jarediscronchtastic
Fandoms: Dear Evan Hansen - Pasek & Paul/Levenson
18 Sep 2018
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Florist AU! Of course, I'm totally obsessed with AUs... You guessed it, Connor works at a flower shop!
I know the obvious path was florist!Evan, but this seemed like a cute idea.
Prompt from Jeremy, one of MY best buds (love ya, dude): how about a flowershop AU? between connor and evan??
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- Part 3 of o n e s h o t s